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- STB
There is no way I'm going to see the Episode 3, but I was a fan of Episodes 4-6 and kind of want to know what happened in Episode 3. So if anyone is kind enough to share how Anakin fell into the Darth coma and how Pad Thai died, I kinda want to know.
- NegativeSpace0
Padme died shortly after giving birth to Leah and Luke, Anakin gets sucked in by the Emperor, who is really the Chancellor, all the jedi but yoda, and obi-wan get killed off, and obi wan goes to kill anakin on some volcanic planet, he cuts anakins legs off in a battle and anakin almost died as he gets scorched by lava. The Emperor goes to retreive anakin and turns him into darth vader.
- Linda0
Anakin finds out he is gay and his new boyfriend is a Sith...
GO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF!!!
:P
- Point50
Anakin got Chp Suey'd by Obi Wan Kenobi while lightsabering by a lava pit. Obi told him "Don't do it Anakin!" but Anakin did and Obi swiftly dismembered both of Ani's legs and his arm that wasn't already cybernetic, leaving Ani helpless at the edge of a lava flow. So Ani's robe catches fire and Obi one leaves crying after stating "You were supposed to be the one!". Meanwhile (imagine this occuring in a simultaneous montage) Padme is pushing out twins and dies in childbirth. (Cut back to Anakin) The emperor and entourage find Ani as a smoldering mess and take his ass back to the lab where the Frankensteining begins.
- STB0
I can't spend 8 bucks to hear the worst dialogue ever. I just wanted to know the plot. Thanks!!!
I saved 8 bucks and 2 hours!!! Thank you Newstoday (man gives thumbs up and winks)!!!
- TheTick0
Emperor basically showed 'em the money, ObiWan punks out by mot taking Darth's head off and giving him a merciful death, Yoda and the jedis punk out and go out accordingly, and despite incredible advances in instellar technology that should inclyde medical tech, Mrs. Vader dies from a broken heart, with some dropid doctor saying "we can't do anything for her." Punk droid. I guess. So she punks out too.
Story out.
- streamhub0
i fuckkas..
i had to read this ...
- GreedoLives0
anakin has a duel with obi wan on a volcanic planet, and gets cocky. obi wan has the high ground and warns him 'i have the high ground, it's over', but anakin believes his powers are greater and tries to jump over obi-wan. obi-wan cuts off both legs and his one good arm with one move, leaving anakin a carcass with only his mechanical arm. then some lava spills on him and he catches fire. obi wan walks away and leaves him for dead.
of course the emperor has been feeling he's been in trouble and went to fetch him.
bunch of robot doctors repair him and slap the darth suit on (without any kind of healing or therapy, just straight into the suit he goes). then, in total frankenstein moment he rips himself off the table when the emperor informs him that he supposedly choked padme to death earlier on the lava planet.
padme in the meantime is on the delivery table, saved by obi-wan, has her two children but has lost the will to live because anakin has clearly gone insane. so she dies, and the kids get sent to alderaan and tattoine respectively.
the end.
- e-pill0
i hate you all for i have no resist function and i didnt see tthe movie yet. you suck!
- dr_Shim0
Whoa... Now I don't have to spend money on seeing it!
- konspiracy0
the last one was absolute shite so i was thinking about not going to see this one too but ive heard pretty good reports about it.
i still stand by my idea that George Lucas shoulda made all these new ones with the same technology and crap acting as the first star wars films thus in-keeping with the earlier ones, he wouldnt have lost loads of fans, saved millions on the creation of each movie and the same amount of people would probably have gone to see these new oens anyhoo.
- wankerbez0
can't spend 8 dollars or 2 hours?
it must suck to be poor and really busy.
- Point50
Greedo, I just watched Han Solo blaster you in the Mos Eisley cantina for like the 200th time two nights ago... It gets better everytime...
- GreedoLives0
it is interesting to see how lucas tries to cram the vast difference in look and feel from the first trilogy to the second trilogy into two hours.
every time you see storm troopers, they look different and are riding around on soemthing that looks more and more like the stuff you see in the first three movies.
in the real world, this stuff would've taken decades, but in lucas time it happens, jump cut, within two minutes.
- STB0
PadThai dies of a broken heart? Are you fucking kidding me? She births two Skywalkers and is freaking wimp.
There is no way ever a hot princess chick has the hots for some 14 year old idiot boy in Episode Two.
Lucas really screwed it all up. He wasted almost 30 years for this shit.
I'm so disappointed and I haven't even seen the film!
- GreedoLives0
dude ever since they changed that scene to greedo shooting first...
total travesty.
what kind of bounty hunter misses at point blank?
- dr_Shim0
wankerbez, that's not the point. I don't want to. :p
- Point50
You are so right. This was the first time I watched it as the new digitally remasterd remix and it was all wrong.
... piss in my corn flakes
- Lesk0
why are his eyes orange! I so want 'em too, how did he do it.
- STB0
Here! Here! Greedo.
I am so glad I have the original release on laserdiscs. I wish you could get the origianl trilogy on DVD but they are all totally ruined by Lucas' milk sauce all over em.
I didn't say I didn't have $8 and 2 hours, I said, I don't want to waste $8 and 2 hours.
- Point50
STB, how much did you pay for those laserdiscs? I had a laserdisc player years ago and looked into getting those and the prices were through the roof!