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- kingjulien
what have we learned today? Getting dumped sucks, but new vagina is sweet. Boobies are fun, especially on women. Wearing a suit and tie to graduation is the proper thing to do. Wearing speedos and doing the running man to It Takes Two by Rob Base can be problematic. Fat girls should not eat. Eva. Dave Chappelle's not on crack, he's just on a pilgrimmage to Mecca. He didn't land on Plymouth Rock anyway. Calling people cock and hanging up never gets old. Emo has become cliche. God is dead, and if he's alive, he's drinking a forty with Tupac and attending feng shui classes in Northern California. Brooke is the coolest person ever, followed by Stanley Kubrick and Dolemite (the where's the beef lady gets an honorable mention). And finally, NT died earlier, but is now alive. Born again. Rebirth. A butterfuly emerging. Rust and decay corresponding with the warmth of the human soul.
Fin.
- Jaline0
You should be a professor. Or a motivational speaker.
- tehgee0
that was beautiful
- buddylee0
Anyone think the Yankees can make it 9 in a row against the A's tonight?
- moveinspace0
can i get your rss feed so i never have to come here?
- ricstultz0
something like that... or, that NT makes for a good waste of time.
- mrdobolina0
kj is the poet laureate of NT.
- shellie0
our day in a nutshell.
- jevad0
I have learned that no matter how horrible things might seem, there are always good people to talk to and offer consolations and help.
Although things might seem desperate at first, with the help of friends and people I haven't even met on here, i will rise above this and move on. It may take a long time and it will hurt untold amounts, but I feel lucky to know and talk to all of you.
- ********0
NT, once an open forum for designers, has transfigured itself into something which is best described as a pit of multicultural insainity. Stuck in a constant cycle of birth and death, it continues to emerge with a more disfigured ethos everytime.
It is Britney's bastard child, Moby's pain, the thorn in vburos foot and the hotpink muscle shirt in kOnas closet. It is... NewsToday.
- sherman0
I ♥ NT™
- brooke0
That was beautiful, Rob.
- brandelec0
THE king
- AnotherMonkey0
What do kids need school for??!
- ********0
thank you
please do this every day
- grayhood0
* snaps fingers repeatedly in applause.
- kingjulien0
Dear Diary. Today I wasted several hours engrossed in threads that most would consider trivial, but to me, they were precious. I felt bad for people I barely know. Occasionally I tried to offer insight; more times than not I provided stale jokes and waited for the serenade. I considered rolling a ball of resin with my fingers but that's a nasty habit, so I placed a heating pad on my neck and clicked refresh, constantly. The phone rang but I was too afraid to answer it. I ate boiled brocolli and a power bar for lunch, washing it down with some cranberry spritzer from Trader Joe's. When my mom called I apologized for saying the room she painted hot yellow this weekend looked gay, even if it does. Tonight, when my roommate comes home and starts singing show tunes in his blue bathrobe--insisting that he met all these beautiful ladies this past weekend, I will lock myself in this studio and try to make art. Hopefully the Frank Jordan concert I saw Saturday will still bring inspiration. If that fails, I'll walk around the neighborhood, block after block, petting stray cats, watching others as they go through life so shiny and happy, until the crows sing.
- ********0
Great read, kingjulien. And, for summarizing todays events here at Newstoday dot com. Thank you.
- ********0
just tell your roomie that you're cool if he's gay.
- ********0
thank you, magicpatch, for recapping KJ's recap
- tehgee0
did your mom paint your roomate's room bright yellow?