War on Chavs?
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- paraselene0
aha! now it's all starting to make sense. i guess mx left my scottish lessons half undone! or maybe scottish chav speak is a second-year course.
i'm off, kids!
love,
- JazX0
Zoning laws and other restrictions that aim to keep children out of an area or neighborhood.
- skt0
Ha ha, no worries hun.
nads = baws = testicles.
and a couple of earlier ones.
soapie = cheap hash
buckets = knives = a means of smoking cheap hash.
Anything else?
- paraselene0
Should they not just stick to the nads. It would be pretty pointless on your shoulder.
skt
(Jun 2 05, 10:00)skt, sweetie, i'm sure it's down to the hangover, but i can't understand a word you're saying today.
;)
- skt0
maybe you guys should implement 'vasectomy zoning'?
JazX
(Jun 2 05, 09:56)Should they not just stick to the nads. It would be pretty pointless on your shoulder.
- skt0
bye folks, I'm off home to drink cocktails and deny my youth ;)
kelpie
(Jun 2 05, 09:44)By cocktails you do of course mean buckie and cider. And ny deny you do of course mean embrace.
Ya fukin dobber ya.
;)
- JazX0
maybe you guys should implement 'vasectomy zoning'?
- paraselene0
see you, kelpie!
don't deny your youth, though. whatever that means, i don't think it's a good idea.
- kelpie0
bye folks, I'm off home to drink cocktails and deny my youth ;)
- JazX0
Hathos has taken over
- kelpie0
hahaha@skt + para :)
- paraselene0
aye, the great soapie.
"whit you oan the night?"
"two bit pal, nae bother"
skt
(Jun 2 05, 09:27)is that a yes?
*shrugs
**scratches head
- skt0
A only gave up ma bucket kit about 2 years ago. Started to get funny looks at parties.
- kelpie0
use a boattle then ya fanny. Ah prefer the danger buckets onywaiy, pissin aboot w' knives is fer other stuff, 'no?
- skt0
aye, the great soapie.
"whit you oan the night?"
"two bit pal, nae bother"
- JazX0
I'm confuxed
- paraselene0
are you boys talking about hashish?
- skt0
nah, the broons a piece of pish man, nout to worry about on that score.
Slip with a knife though an your fucked. It just needs to touch the skin on yer top lip and it sticks to the fucker. Have to wait until it cools and then peel it off. Funkin stinks an all man.
- kelpie0
Knives man, fukin hell. That brings me back. Trying to do knives with 5 cunts and a blowtorch in a mini up the back roads. Happy days.
skt
(Jun 2 05, 09:14)great training for huffing smack oaf a kit kat wrapper too...
- JazX0
Jaz, you are waaaay off.
Kes
(Jun 2 05, 09:12)i don't think he's that off, kuz.
all our names for chav are really useless and wooden. there's no really good word for white trash hooliganism in the states.
paraselene
(Jun 2 05, 09:14)being raised in and around these types makes me know I'm right
nothigng wrong being raised by white trashies and getting out of it
hahaha ;)