dear randoman
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- kingjulien
I'm not one who gets upset when people post dumb shit. Newstoday is not precious to me like that, although I do enjoy the discourse here, and wish the same silly jokes didn't keep reoccurring. I can say that I generally like when people go against the grain; it amuses me to see someone who's sole purpose it to get a rise out of others, someone who's not afraid to antagonize the whole room. I think that's what you're going for here.
The key thing when doing this, however, is actually being funny. So it disappoints me that I have to let you in on a little secret: you're really not funny, not funny at all for that matter, which is kind of sad, because you actually think you are, and you can't see that all these dumb posts are just a scream for help, or attention, or both. You can't really learn cleverness, it's just something that you have-- or you don't have, and then you must spend the rest of your life chasing that dream.
Now, why have I posted this? I want to say that what does interest me about you is how your profile image looks like thom yourke's retarded brother. Is that something you've cultivated over the years? Can you make your ears stick out like the little mouse that you are? Have you ever had a twitchy eye? When you're in the same room with your brother, do you guys discuss the evils of capitalism? What's he like?
Thanks man, for listening...
- usrper0
all this hatin is taking away my horny
- kingjulien0
me talk pretty one day
- ********0
please summarize
- usrper0
i think its mean to nail on ones appearance.
though i think he looks more like the guy from franz ferdinand's brother.
- vburo0
i stole your horny
- usrper0
talking about look alikes...
i was at h&m today, they were showing this music video with noel gallagher (oasis) playing guitar, and the other guy singing. the singer i would automatically assume is liam, which did look like him. but he looked totally drugged up, skinnier, and pale. i was like "gosh, they must be in the gutter!"
then the captions poped and its "ian brown"
- ********0
he does sort of look like thom yorke
- usrper0
i stole your horny
vburo
(May 11 05, 17:14)please return it
- _salisae_0
oh thank god you found someone to pick on
- ********0
I'm a little flattered to get my own thread here (that I didn't have to go and post myself. I don't know what to say really, I mean how to reply to what seems like an open letter to yours truly.
But your right about everything you said. Except me having a brother.
I've always tried very hard to be clever to be witty, since I was no more than 3 feet high off the ground... to arouse others with my pointless banter.
And I'm afraid your not the only one who feels that I have failed with such attempts, or as you had correctly put my repeated cries for attention or love.
Cleverness is certainly something you either have or you don't, in my case like you pointed out, I.... I apparently don't.
And in real life it's not much different. I've led a lonely life - love don't come round here no more. Often times the sheer sound of my voice is enough to stop a party or drive people from the room. At least online in a BBS situaltion I can get a few paragraphs off before a thread clears, in real life it's much quicker.
I've always tried to be different, to be "alternative". As a child I forced myself to listen to Morrisy for this explicit reason which was more painful than I care to explain.
As far as being recieved as funny... I do get the occasional lol, a rofl here or there, but it's generally sparse. You would think I could take a hint, I know.
But I guess with such poor output comes equally poor reception. And your right again, a lot of the mindless drivel that shits from my perky lips I actually find funny. Likewise I hold appreciation for other things that most people don't find even remotely funny. And these things more than often aren't supposed to be funny in the first place.
I guess we all see and do things differently and thats what makes us, us. And your right, you and no one else could teach me how to be witty, funny or even intresting for that matter. But you know what? I would never ask in the first place... never have and never will.
As for Thom Yorke, hey I'll take that as a compliment, I quite like Radiohead, and being called retarded is highly underrated in fact it brings back the glory days of my youth when the children would stone me in the playground during recess.
No on the eye twitch. I also don't have a brother although I wish I did, I suspect that would be cool to have a brother. I think capitalism is ok it lets us be our own boss if we so choose to work hard and persue it, I'm not one of the guys who tries to boycott Starbucks... I just think that some of those companies that take advantage of this countries capitolist nature would be more fair when competing with the little guys.
Again, I'm glad you took the iniciative to address me and put me in my place. I hope that what I said here will help you to understand what this place is.
Good day my lord.
- vburo0
randoman == kingjulien?
- kingjulien0
good answer. i'm impressed, really, and the truth is, after reconsidering what i said, i think that thom yourke looks like your retarded brother.
- ********0
its you're*
ya hoooooooor
- ********0
I'd image he would give me VIP at his shows if that was the case... heck I might even actually get laid for once. Ah one could only dream I guess. oh well... like he says, "Hail to the thief".
*kneels down
- kingjulien0
Just to put things in perspective, I look like Anthony Michael Hall's retarded brother in 16 Candles, or Breakfast Club, just not as Trent Conway in 6 Degrees of Separation.
- BonSeff0
randoman, yer allright man, cept for that whole chipcast thing
- spendogg0
I feel icky
- druze0
i cant believe someone would go out of there way just to write a three page (or however long it was) letter to someone baggin them out like that. kingjulien did randoman make a joke about ur mum or something? randoman that was ALL class, nice retort.... but he does have u on the looking like a mouse thing... remember langa luvs u.