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- Mal0
- todelete__20
that's it. i'm driving to florida and hugging the first shark i see.
i'm going to lure them in by wearing a suit of dead bloody fish.
- gruntt0
lmao @ kona!!!
... mal too.
- JazX0
Mal, now who would do such a thing. terrible, my friend~!
- gruntt0
that first "lmao @ kona "was regarding the flying squirells.
LOL < that one is for the shark huggin'
- JazX0
you stole my joke kOna, my chum blood swimming joke was patented by me. you'll hear from my lawyer
- todelete__20
holy shit mal. that shark seriously wanted to commit suicide jumping out of the water into the building like that.
i bet it was a black shark, cause we all know white sharks can't jump.
- gruntt0
could a shark ever survive in fresh water?
I mean couldn't you acclimate one by slowly reducing the amount of salt water in say a holding tank until eventually it can survive in fresh water?
i'm probably a little late this year but you just wait, next year will the summer of the LAKE SHARK!
- Mal0
- JazX0
gruntt, on a real note, they do say that some sharks that pervase brackish water can live in both. That's scary!
- JazX0
http://www.wavescape.co.za/top_b…
kOna, obviously a black shark
- JazX0
- todelete__20
there was a shark in my toilet this morning when i woke up.
on closer inspection it was just a giant turd my girlfriend must not of flushed sometime late last night.
scared the hell out of me. i thought it was like that movie where the aligator came up from the toilet for revenge, but it was a shark instead, only it was a turd so crisis everted.
- JazX0
- paraselene0
http://elasmophiles.tripod.com/i…
what they don't mention in this article is the fact that the effect that freshwater has on sharks is similar to the effect that thc has on humans.
stoned shark caves, more like.
it's a wicked place to visit.
also:
145,000 worldwide!?!?!?!?
think.
about.
it.
- todelete__20
also. please think about the flying squirrels.
- determinedmoth0
Shark is one tasty bit of fish.