Pet peeves
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- k_temp0
Subway:
1) During rush hour, people who shove their arm above you to hold the pole.
2) Standing people who cant put their full backpacks down and it keeps bumping you.
3) When you are sitting in the corner chair and the person standing next to you is leaning over you.
- severian0
Jessica Hische
- You should clean up after your pet, she's leaving shit all over the internet.Mr_Mxyzptlk
- Josev0
People who put empty ice cube trays back in the freezer.
- monNom0
new iphone/blackberry users who still have their chimes and key sounds on (usually at full volume).
"say, did you just get a BBM? did you just press some of the keys on your onscreen keyboard? did you just confirm send on an email or text?"
blip blip!, tappa tappa tappa! bing-bong!
on a subway or bus this can get intense. like dolby surround sound blips and taps
- k_temp0
-Eating with open mouth.
-Eating with open mouth and making that chewing sound. *chap *chap *chapIronically, i have family in HK and they ALL eat like that, culture... still love them and try to ignore it.
- yes my gf does this. i won't say anything else.doesnotexist
- niconico0
when people spell "shop" like "shoppe."
jesus. drives me crazy.
- monNom0
People with wheelie-bags in high-traffic pedestrian areas. Those things are the practical equivalent of a semi-trailer in traffic. The wheelie-bag dragger almost never appreciates this and darts left and right through the crowd, cutting people off, or scrapping their bag across your shins/feet.
this is made even better when they're texting while walking, so that now people in front and behind can make way for Mr./Mrs Important. as they plow through the crowd.
- scoops0
- people who talk on speaker phone while holding their cell phone in their hand right next to their face, Real Housewives style.
- hahaha! like a walkie-talkie!k_temp
- I've seen people with a handsfree cord thing holding the phone with one hand and the mic with the other.ORAZAL
- So they end up using two hands instead of one.ORAZAL
- They do on TV for obvious reasons, hahaJaline
- haha! obviously defeating the purpose of a hand-freek_temp
- CanHasQBN0
The thin seams on the edges of my iPhone screen where my Cocaine gets stuck. It's impossible to get out.
- just lick itmonospaced
- this might affect 3G reception and void warranty, but it provides a good gummermonospaced
- Jaline0
bagel = beggel
milk = melk
lopez = lopazNO!
bagel = baygull
milk = milk
lopez = lopezYES!
- trooperbill0
people saying 'going off on a tangent' man, that boils my blood
- see_thru0
Shortened 'trendyfied' words and names....
Glasto for Glastonbury etc etc...
- You'd hate life in Australia then. Everything is shortened to 2 syllables as though any more is too confusing.MrT
- YES. totes. cray.doesnotexist
- kingjulien0
-Little Asian guys who wear Fubu and Rockawear jumpsuits and rock their caps to the side
-Parents who refuse to take their crying babies out of the movie theater
-Tweakers
-Dave Mathews concertgoers
-Rick Fox when he used to have his untamed dirty Eddie Vedder curl
-Feminists who write poems about reclaiming their bodies
-Bill collectors who leave 3 messages a day under different aliases and try to disguise their voices but do so propoundly inadequate
-ex-girlfriends who call to say they love you while doing rails with some other guy
-people who are depressed but refuse to try anything different
-people who think art is a pretty framed picture you hang on sterile white walls
- acescence0
Jaline- technically, you are the spelling nazi, as a grammar nazi would point out errors in sentence structure, not spelling.
- thenuge0
fat chicks in spandex
- Projectile0
I realy hate it when my butler wont let me nail his daughter on the dining room table. Mumbling something in his plum-mouthed toff accent about approriate dinner behaviour and guests. Your a dick, baxter! A DICK!!!
Also, my anus. It pisses me off, really I mean the guys just an asshole
And people what dont write in proper english like imigrants
- first world problems?monospaced
- *won't ~ line 1, 3rd word
**You're ~ line 3, 5th word
***guy's ~ line 4, 12th word ****don't ~ line 5, 4th wordZOOP - for your novel, non gratis! =)ZOOP
- non gratis... so you're charging him?doesnotexist
- persona non grata* lol was supposed to be mildly amusing demmit =)ZOOP