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  • stoplying

    When getting change back from a cashier, they dick it all up and put the receipt first, then the bills, then the coins on top like an ice cream sundae of shit. I need two hands to get change from you? Come on, dipshit! You're better than that!

    • Huh? They do this do you DON'T have to use two hands. You must have small hands.CanHasQBN1/5
      How would you prefer them give it to you. Hand you the receipt, hand you the bills, then hand you coins while you keep sticking yourCanHasQBN2/5
      sticking your arm in and out??CanHasQBN3/5
      I hate it when the receipt comes on top... you can't even see the fucking change to grab it.kalkal4/5
      1. Coins
      2. Bills
      3. Receipt
      My hands are big enough to slap your smart mouth.
      stoplying5/5
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    Dog-earJul 12, 12, 10:14 a.m. – Permalink
  • k_temp

    Subway:
    1) During rush hour, people who shove their arm above you to hold the pole.
    2) Standing people who cant put their full backpacks down and it keeps bumping you.
    3) When you are sitting in the corner chair and the person standing next to you is leaning over you.

    • in short - tourists and autists.detritus
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    Dog-earJul 12, 12, 12:18 p.m. – Permalink
  • monNom

    new iphone/blackberry users who still have their chimes and key sounds on (usually at full volume).

    "say, did you just get a BBM? did you just press some of the keys on your onscreen keyboard? did you just confirm send on an email or text?"

    blip blip!, tappa tappa tappa! bing-bong!

    on a subway or bus this can get intense. like dolby surround sound blips and taps

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    Dog-earJul 12, 12, 1:12 p.m. – Permalink
  • monNom

    People with wheelie-bags in high-traffic pedestrian areas. Those things are the practical equivalent of a semi-trailer in traffic. The wheelie-bag dragger almost never appreciates this and darts left and right through the crowd, cutting people off, or scrapping their bag across your shins/feet.

    this is made even better when they're texting while walking, so that now people in front and behind can make way for Mr./Mrs Important. as they plow through the crowd.

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    Dog-earJul 12, 12, 1:28 p.m. – Permalink
  • MrT

    I am peeved. I thought this only happened to other people on forums, like an urban myth...

    I'm helping out a mate who's putting together a simple website for a local child-care facility.

    BUT, the husband of said facility's owner 'dabbles' as a designer, and has created a logo. He's also suggested the typeface to use on the site, because you know, it's for kids.

    Drumroll...

    http://f.cl.ly/items/0g2L3T1i073J1k3c2t31/seriously.jpg

    • the ducks are pointing and laughing at his "logo"monospaced
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 1:27 a.m. – Permalink
  • MrT

    ha ha

    http://f.cl.ly/items/0g2L3T1i073J1k3c2t31/seriously.JPG

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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 1:27 a.m. – Permalink
  • k_temp

    -Eating with open mouth.
    -Eating with open mouth and making that chewing sound. *chap *chap *chap

    Ironically, i have family in HK and they ALL eat like that, culture... still love them and try to ignore it.

    • yes my gf does this. i won't say anything else.doesnotexist
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 8 a.m. – Permalink
  • scoops

    - people who talk on speaker phone while holding their cell phone in their hand right next to their face, Real Housewives style.

    • hahaha! like a walkie-talkie!k_temp1/5
      I've seen people with a handsfree cord thing holding the phone with one hand and the mic with the other.ORAZAL2/5
      So they end up using two hands instead of one.ORAZAL3/5
      They do on TV for obvious reasons, hahaJaline4/5
      haha! obviously defeating the purpose of a hand-freek_temp5/5
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 8:10 a.m. – Permalink
  • i_monk

    People who watch Real Housewives

    • that too.scoops1/2
      I totally do that when there's nothing else on TV.Jaline2/2
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 8:14 a.m. – Permalink
  • see_thru

    Shortened 'trendyfied' words and names....

    Glasto for Glastonbury etc etc...

    • You'd hate life in Australia then. Everything is shortened to 2 syllables as though any more is too confusing.MrT1/2
      YES. totes. cray.doesnotexist2/2
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 8:41 a.m. – Permalink
  • CanHasQBN

    Getting a confirmation email when I unsubscribe from a mailing list. Just leave me alone FFS.

    • <Jaline1/3
      A confirmation message is enoughJaline2/3
      "We're sorry to see you go."

      Gah.
      CanHasQBN3/3
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 9:29 a.m. – Permalink
  • sine

    i have a lot of driving pet peeves...

    drivers who don't indicate.
    drivers who force to overtake you in the fast lane, then proceed to cut across all the lanes just to exit the freeway anyway... fucking turdburglars.
    bikers who overtake on the wrong side... if they indicate i'll move out of the way like for anyone else, but they always just swerve past on the wrong side at the last second, so i don't even bother anymore.

    • that's what you get with driving. whatever sympathy i had for was gone with the last sentencescruffics
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 9:32 a.m. – Permalink
  • monospaced

    When people who are currently jobless act like they aren't. I get angry when I open up Facebook and see my unemployed friends posting about how they don't have money, but then upload pictures from last weekend's trip to Vegas. Infuriating.

    • Well, that's why they don't have any money... they went to Vegas.CanHasQBN1/10
      in all seriousness, these people are just lazy and don't look for work very hardmonospaced2/10
      it's hard to be their friends, and it's hard to watch them spend money when they just collect unemployment and live at homemonospaced3/10
      home with parentsmonospaced4/10
      only in america is it pressed to get the kids out ASAPalbums5/10
      they're not kids, they're in their 30s, it's patheticmonospaced6/10
      fuck your day parties i can't attend 'cause i'm busy making someone else richscarabin7/10
      exactly, scarabinmonospaced8/10
      what a bunch of losers and assholes.doesnotexist9/10
      no you, them i mean.doesnotexist10/10
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 10:57 a.m. – Permalink
  • timeless

    people who lick their fingers for a better grip when flipping through stapled pages - ugh

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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 12:16 p.m. – Permalink
  • sea_sea

    people that will greet you with pointing out something that according to them is wrong with your persona. in my case...
    "oh my god, you're so short!"
    which makes me want to answer
    "oh my god you're so fuckin stupid!"

    • "oh, my god, you're so pretty"albums1/4
      lol seaCanHasQBN2/4
      "oh my god you're so observant!"
      lol
      sea_sea3/4
      Are you short?
      Ew.
      i_monk4/4
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 12:43 p.m. – Permalink
  • CanHasQBN

    When a girl won't put out after you open a jar lid for her.

    I'M LOOKING AT YOU, STACEY.

    • That should get you over the line...MrT1/2
      HAHAHAHAHAdoesnotexist2/2
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    Dog-earJul 13, 12, 12:54 p.m. – Permalink
  • scarabin

    "artsy" stock photos. i know you really wish you were an artist, but stop cropping, coloring and blurring shots to the point where i can't even use the image and just stick to operating your camera. you're shit at photoshop. leave that up to me.

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    Dog-earJul 19, 12, 11:35 a.m. – Permalink
  • doesnotexist

    who / who's / whose / whom

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    Dog-earJul 19, 12, 11:56 a.m. – Permalink
  • Wolfboy

    Forgetting I'm watching something I've recorded and sitting through the fucking adverts.

    FUCK YOU SIMPLES MEERKATS!!!

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    Dog-earJul 19, 12, 1:52 p.m. – Permalink
  • monospaced

    100

    • Totally. What a fucking pompous number.Fax_Benson1/2
      seriously though, it's mostly just zeros... what's wrong with 99 that you have to go and add to it? punksmonospaced2/2
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    Dog-earJul 19, 12, 1:56 p.m. – Permalink

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