Pet peeves
- Started
- Last post
- 165 Responses
- stoplying0
When getting change back from a cashier, they dick it all up and put the receipt first, then the bills, then the coins on top like an ice cream sundae of shit. I need two hands to get change from you? Come on, dipshit! You're better than that!
- Huh? They do this do you DON'T have to use two hands. You must have small hands.CanHasQBN
- How would you prefer them give it to you. Hand you the receipt, hand you the bills, then hand you coins while you keep sticking yourCanHasQBN
- sticking your arm in and out??CanHasQBN
- I hate it when the receipt comes on top... you can't even see the fucking change to grab it.kalkal
- 1. Coins
2. Bills
3. Receipt
My hands are big enough to slap your smart mouth.stoplying
- k_temp0
Subway:
1) During rush hour, people who shove their arm above you to hold the pole.
2) Standing people who cant put their full backpacks down and it keeps bumping you.
3) When you are sitting in the corner chair and the person standing next to you is leaning over you.
- monNom0
new iphone/blackberry users who still have their chimes and key sounds on (usually at full volume).
"say, did you just get a BBM? did you just press some of the keys on your onscreen keyboard? did you just confirm send on an email or text?"
blip blip!, tappa tappa tappa! bing-bong!
on a subway or bus this can get intense. like dolby surround sound blips and taps
- monNom0
People with wheelie-bags in high-traffic pedestrian areas. Those things are the practical equivalent of a semi-trailer in traffic. The wheelie-bag dragger almost never appreciates this and darts left and right through the crowd, cutting people off, or scrapping their bag across your shins/feet.
this is made even better when they're texting while walking, so that now people in front and behind can make way for Mr./Mrs Important. as they plow through the crowd.
- MrT0
I am peeved. I thought this only happened to other people on forums, like an urban myth...
I'm helping out a mate who's putting together a simple website for a local child-care facility.
BUT, the husband of said facility's owner 'dabbles' as a designer, and has created a logo. He's also suggested the typeface to use on the site, because you know, it's for kids.
Drumroll...
- the ducks are pointing and laughing at his "logo"monospaced
- k_temp0
-Eating with open mouth.
-Eating with open mouth and making that chewing sound. *chap *chap *chapIronically, i have family in HK and they ALL eat like that, culture... still love them and try to ignore it.
- yes my gf does this. i won't say anything else.doesnotexist
- scoops0
- people who talk on speaker phone while holding their cell phone in their hand right next to their face, Real Housewives style.
- hahaha! like a walkie-talkie!k_temp
- I've seen people with a handsfree cord thing holding the phone with one hand and the mic with the other.ORAZAL
- So they end up using two hands instead of one.ORAZAL
- They do on TV for obvious reasons, hahaJaline
- haha! obviously defeating the purpose of a hand-freek_temp
- see_thru0
Shortened 'trendyfied' words and names....
Glasto for Glastonbury etc etc...
- You'd hate life in Australia then. Everything is shortened to 2 syllables as though any more is too confusing.MrT
- YES. totes. cray.doesnotexist
- sine0
i have a lot of driving pet peeves...
drivers who don't indicate.
drivers who force to overtake you in the fast lane, then proceed to cut across all the lanes just to exit the freeway anyway... fucking turdburglars.
bikers who overtake on the wrong side... if they indicate i'll move out of the way like for anyone else, but they always just swerve past on the wrong side at the last second, so i don't even bother anymore.- that's what you get with driving. whatever sympathy i had for was gone with the last sentencescruffics
- monospaced0
When people who are currently jobless act like they aren't. I get angry when I open up Facebook and see my unemployed friends posting about how they don't have money, but then upload pictures from last weekend's trip to Vegas. Infuriating.
- Well, that's why they don't have any money... they went to Vegas.CanHasQBN
- in all seriousness, these people are just lazy and don't look for work very hardmonospaced
- it's hard to be their friends, and it's hard to watch them spend money when they just collect unemployment and live at homemonospaced
- home with parentsmonospaced
- only in america is it pressed to get the kids out ASAPalbums
- they're not kids, they're in their 30s, it's patheticmonospaced
- fuck your day parties i can't attend 'cause i'm busy making someone else richscarabin
- exactly, scarabinmonospaced
- what a bunch of losers and assholes.doesnotexist
- no you, them i mean.doesnotexist
- timeless0
people who lick their fingers for a better grip when flipping through stapled pages - ugh
- sea_sea0
people that will greet you with pointing out something that according to them is wrong with your persona. in my case...
"oh my god, you're so short!"
which makes me want to answer
"oh my god you're so fuckin stupid!"
- CanHasQBN0
When a girl won't put out after you open a jar lid for her.
I'M LOOKING AT YOU, STACEY.
- That should get you over the line...MrT
- HAHAHAHAHAdoesnotexist
- scarabin0
"artsy" stock photos. i know you really wish you were an artist, but stop cropping, coloring and blurring shots to the point where i can't even use the image and just stick to operating your camera. you're shit at photoshop. leave that up to me.
- doesnotexist0
who / who's / whose / whom
- Wolfboy0
Forgetting I'm watching something I've recorded and sitting through the fucking adverts.
FUCK YOU SIMPLES MEERKATS!!!
- monospaced0
100
- Totally. What a fucking pompous number.Fax_Benson
- seriously though, it's mostly just zeros... what's wrong with 99 that you have to go and add to it? punksmonospaced