Day 1
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- Lesk
If we only had one day to live and than go to heaven supposing god came and said so, what would you guys do, considering that all your sins will only be judged on that day.
I'd eat my fav meal, being cereal, find a new girlfriend, and than with her kill everybody else.
- nLHb0
i'd eat chocolate, get drunk, and smoke cigarettes while swimming all day
- spendogg0
who is this god you speak of?
- k770
i'd clean up. get high. go for a bike ride. make channa. have a heineken. have sex. it's kind of like a sunday.
- Lesk0
who is this god you speak of?
spendogg
(Apr 28 05, 14:34)Who gives a fuck...
- Lesk0
I changed my mind, I'd eat ceral than get high, than go to the beach get high there again, than I'll go check out the manakin bird for the rest of the day, while laughing histerically, did I mention I'd be doing sex at the same time, I gotta prove to god im multiasking, maybe I'd get ranked higher as a angel and get to boss angels around.
- todelete__20
i'd ask for 1 day of superpowers. then go around all day burning holes into things with my laser eyes and smashing stuff with my super strength. then i'd take a huge dump and super throw it at the moon.
- spendogg0
I don't like your attitude mister
- e-pill0
lazer tag
gotcha guns
never ending DMT
invinsibility
teleportation powers
great teeth
spidey powers from the movie with organic webs
dopepope's magic hammer
x-ray vision
a picture of you naked!!!!
- vburo0
i'll be honest.
i'd completely freak out, i mean..
WTF?
- k770
yeah, i'd be a bit worried too
- version30
e-pill-
check your email for that naked pic ;)
- nLHb0
that's why i said i would get drunk
- e-pill0
i went to check my email and then god came and stopped me and said it was my time to be judged!
so i guess i didnt sin since i never seen you naked.
- Lesk0
Shit, he be like just kidding it's just that I came back from vocation and I was wondering how shit was going, junior tends to just play video game all day. So had to see the update on ya's behavior, welp, I think I'm going to drown you mother fuckers. I'm gone for 1 week and you guys build a mother fucking civilization, what the hell is wrong with you people.
Peace,
flood kills everybody.
- version30
LOL e-pill
damn god, always fucking up all the fun =D
- Lesk0
I just go an update, heaven is like the matrix loading area, all white, so we have to reteach ourself and imagin paradise, so those that havent gotten high or used lsd are out of luck, especially those that don't know how to dream about nekkid ladies brining breakfast to your bed.
- tkmeister0
probably i won't freak out. i'll just skip a day at work and have great lunch with friends, then walk around the city. amazing dinner. i'll talk to my family for a while. i've lived my life pretty well. no need to panic at the last minute.
- Lesk0
nah man, you people don't understand why punish us if we sined, its not like we punch ourself when we do a bad job at drawing or aren't creative enough to play with clay. we just try again, thats why the flood.
- thenuge0
I'd wake up. get high. have sex. drink a smoothie. go to work. punch my boss in the face. (she's a real bitch). piss on her desk. go home. get my fiance and drive to the beach.
- Jaline0
have chocolate too, spend time with my friends and family, and then spend time with myself as well (but not the entire day since i'd be with myself later anyway).
not that this would happen anyway....