The Stench
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- fate_redux
Every morning I enter the office to the putrid smell of peanut butter. Saturating the air. Lingering for hours. The "large" (read: fat ass) female co-workers take bagles and smear gobs of Peanut Butter on them for a "healthy" breakfast.
But that's not enough for them. They microwave this creation to let the odor escape and expand. A more than slight burn smell then accompanies the stench.
EVERY GODDAMN MORNING
- _smk0
bring a shotgun tomorrow - end the pain for everyone 8P
- JazX0
Quit and come back as an undercover microwave repair man and sabotage their plans by jamming a giant pitchfork in the electrical socket. You might die of electrocution but you'll go out in a blaze of glory and happy.
- vburo0
i hope she will find out about NT soon.
remember me to bump this thread by then!!
;)
- Lesk0
Well, I had the delight of smelling chicken in the train today, the kind you buy at the backery thats always nicely rosting.
- Jaline0
I remember sitting on the bus the other day and there was this large guy and his son sitting right beside me (with a bar between us).
Their smell was seriously the worst stench I have ever encountered in my entire life.
- nLHb0
sneak some ebola virus in the peanut butter
- JazX0
sneak some ebola virus in the peanut butter
nLHb
(Apr 27 05, 07:12)yeah, or better yet something more sinister and malicious, how about some dimethylmercury. The mercury will devour her brain cells like termites eating away for months at a time. Just make damn sure you don't get any on yourself. All it take is one single drop.
- _smk0
and don't rub your eyes while cooking with it. it's a stingin bastart.
- Jaline0
put somenecrotizing fasciitis in it.
(flesh-eating disease)
- acescence0
i'm violently allergic to peanut butter, so if i worked there i would projectile vomit all over the place. that would probably stop them.
- mangosnot0
just line the bottom of the microwave with aluminum foil. blow that baby up, if not at least short circuit it.
- dopepope0
Sorry. I can't feel sorry for you. There are way worse smells than peanut butter.
Sounds like you are just bored to DEATH of your job.
- Witt0
that's why i wanna be a national park ranger when i grow up. there's a stench of half-warmed monitors and a continuous buzz from invisible machines in my office.
- Jaline0
like Yogi Bear!
- mxhxr100
eeeew. reminds me of a woman at my old job that would microwave fish for lunch and slurp it down with only .25" of felt separating us.
- JazX0
like Yogi Bear!
Jaline
(Apr 27 05, 07:26)nope, like Booboo!
- Jaline0
who? his little friend? his enemy?
- JazX0
his little friend, ok, you're young I understand. your mom was probably still watching it when she had you.
;)
- grayhood0
if it makes you feel batter to know others are also suffering, they are testing the fire alarm all day today where i work.
- Jaline0
ha. yes, now i always have an excuse!