VOTE: Punt the cat?
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- kbags
I need your vote, NT...
My b*tchass roommate's a$$hole cat puked all over my carpet justnow. Not a little, A LOT. Now this cat has a history of peeing on my clothing and crapping on her bed (the latter being funny because she's a b*tchass) and I vowed that if it ever pissed again in my room, I'd punt it as far from my front door as possible. I'm no Tony Meola, but I used to play soccer, if you know what I'm saying.
So I put the vote to you, fellow members of NT: Shall I punt the cat, or shall the cat's life be spared this evening?
- NegativeSpace0
My cat had puked before, but not for a while when it did this one night (this was only a month ago), I didnt think that much of it but I figured I would see how it was in the morning.
Next morning it was dead. Which sucked :(
So I note no punt to the cat.
- designerror0
boot it
- usrper0
everyone pukes.
- tehgee0
jesus!
just lock your room?
- prodigalslacker0
no
the cat = animal
the things you own = end up owning you
- iDp0
nope
why cant you just keep your fucking door locked?
- tehgee0
i already asked him that
- toe_knee0
clean the puke up with the cat
- toe_knee0
kick him
- designerror0
small dogs can also do damage
http://www.randomimage.us/index.…
- toe_knee0
yeah kick him
- kbags0
why kick him? he doesn't piss and puke on everything, he just humps.
- designerror0
then hump him
- toe_knee0
kick the fucker
are multiple entries aloud
- kbags0
sorry, contest rules: only one vote per NT citizen.
But wait, maybe i can punt my roommate?
- iDp0
yes to punting the cat owner.
no to punting the cat.
- kbags0
Okay, I won't punt the cat...guess I just needed to vent.
But I still may punt my roommate.
- kbags0
ps I'm an animal lover in case u didn't know.