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...told me some jokes while having coffee this morning
Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.Q. What's the difference between a supermarket bag and Michael Jackson?
A. One is white, made of plastic, and should be kept away from small children. The other is used to hold groceries.Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and videoQ: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson:
If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.FBI have raided Michael Jackson's house:
They found class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5C in his bedroom.
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haha mj jokes are still funny. good ones pascii!