Adobe buys Death Row Records
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OMG!
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San Francisco, Ca - Digital document firm Adobe announced Monday evening that it would acquire hip-hop label Death Row Records for an estimated 52.7 million dollars.
Adobe is the maker of Photoshop, the leading graphic design software on the market.
Death Row Records, owned by notorious thug Suge Knight, is responsible for many rap legends, including Snoop Doggy Dogg, Tupac Shakur, and Dr. Dre.
"The time has come to unite the amazing, robust creativity of Adobe's design tools with the hard, pipe-hittin' rhymes of Death Row Records.", proclaimed Bruce Chizen, chief executive of Adobe.
"Quark can eat a big, fat dick", proclaimed Death Row Records president, Suge Knight, while pouring a bottle of Cristal on Chizen.
Already, changes brought on by the purchase have spawned changes. New packaging bears gold plated lettering, diamond encrusted emblems, and cd-roms discs with spinning rims. Also, packaged CD-ROMs and DVDs are rumored to have whistles that go 'woooo'.
- druze0
hahahahahahaha
- Visia0
Cheezus Christ. Somebody stop them.
- 3rr0r4040
haha
genius
- nospacebar0
A friend in the industry let me know that Microsoft has its eyes on rap sensation, 50 Cent.
He's set to be working with Samuel Wan on the product dubbed the 'Flash Killer'.
"It only makes sense that we bring in someone with such hard street sense as Fiddy", announced Microsoft Executive, Steve Ballmer.
- randoman0
lol
- Nac0
thats tight yo!
- tehgee0
d0rks
- tikal2k0
booyakasha
- scarabin0
i heard adobe bought britney spears' baby
- xovi0
i thought adobe brought out her record label to stop her from singing ;p
- JazX0
I knew it
- Jaline0
Adobe is also buying Gmail and iPods.
- C_ville0
That's too damn funny....
- mrdobolina0
I just bought Adobe.
- dopepope0
Adobe just bought Adobo. Adobebo.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHa.
It's like a seasoning for your images. Makes em goooood.
- waynepixel0
Hahahah
- Epictive0
Haha! Nicely done Jeff.
- exador10
hahahah..
that was fucking hilarious...
loved the bit about quark...i instantly thought..oh my gawd....i have to send this to some friends..
then i realized the only folks that'd get the humour of this are all here..anyhow, thanks for posting this...made my morning...
:)
ex
- Nac0
i Hear snoop dogg is going to be giving a presentation on RIA's and Flash Essentials at the next flash forward, and nate dogg will be humming the music behind his speech.
turn the macromedia sign up side down...you get a "W"....westside!
- index0000
I thought the title was going to be 'Adobe buys Death Star'.