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- Jaline0
it's true.
I use the phrase:
"*waits with anticipation" a lot
- k770
yeah randoman!!! but scotch? alizé is the official panty remover.
- randoman0
The point of the dinner is not to "score" or "get into her pants" or any other Maxim/Men's magazine catchphrases. The goal of this dinner is to add between 2 to 3 pounds to her arrival weight . The more weight you can add to her on this special occasion, the better your relationship will turn out in the future. the dutch have been using this method for centuries to forsee bumps in releationship with thier future mates.
IThe more comfortable she is around you, th more food she will shovel down.. it's important to keep the meal flowing in steady courses over the period of a few hours.
If she gains over two pounds from your dinner then you can be sure shes a keeper... Anything over 5 and you may want to think things over...
- Jaline0
haha
It annoys me when girls don't eat however much food they regularly eat just because they are eating with a boy.
brandelec is da chef.
- k770
let's be real. the point is to hit it.
- Jaline0
let's be real.
i doubt that'll happen
- randoman0
Your probably wondering something like "This is a great idea...But how do I check her arrival and departure weight to find out how much my dinner packed on???"
Your going to have to build a simple weight scale pad from parts you can easily score from RadioShack.
You'll need a sodering iron, PCB kit, some FRS (Force Resistor sensors), a PIC microchip, RF transiever and a welcome mat. If this type of idea catches on more I've been thinking of selling this "Welcome Scale" to the public, but for now it's strictly DIY, but well worth the effort and lesson in simple electronics.
- k770
women create the best lasting bond to a man who can make them come to... 2wice.
- version30
lets be real-
take my suggesstion and the 2 pounds will go on and he'll hit it if he so wishes
:P
the italians know whats up
- randoman0
Not all woman are looking to be screwed on the first date, and not all men look for this either.
If your intrested in this girl, for both of your sakes, keep it clean for a while, build up some respect for one another. Holding out for a bit will be mutually appreciated down the line if you enguage in a serious relationship.
No one appreciates an easy lay, and if you two do get serious it might just lead to problems in the future when "spending the night out with a few friends" becomes common place.
- Jaline0
I don't think most girls would keep a guy who initiated that sort of stuff on the first date. Unless they're into it.
- k770
suggested reading: the art of love - ovid
- version30
where is randoman copying from??????????
- randoman0
Jaline, please be more direct... do you mean they wouldent keep the guy who fed them for several hours, or the guy who tried to "hit it"?
- Jaline0
I'm agreeing with you!
- randoman0
version3 why do you think I copy my words? I'm here to lend a hand, my solutions are as original as the results you will get.
- k770
/me pulls out a his copy of art of love..
- Jaline0
go to bed!
- version30
why? if you're being serious its because you post 3 paragraphs per one of our sentences
and i think you said according to maxim somewhere ;)
- Jaline0
he (randoman) has good points