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- paraselene0
(Moth, Kuz and Para owe me bucket loads of Gin and Tonic!)
soda(Apr 18 05, 06:08)
i don't deny it. but the home office seems to have claimed your booze money for administrative visa processing fees.
sic!
sic, soda, sic!
- determinedmoth0
home office are going to get their asses kicked by me soon. They've got my girlfriends passport since january and the fucking dumb unless cunt motherfuckers STILL haven't sent it back and we're flying to Spain in two weeks.
I'm going over there with a kitchen knife if it aint here by next week. I'll get you a refund while I'm at it para - and the balls of whatever twat is on front desk.
- Jaline0
Same here, numberoneson.
Hopefully things will get better soon.
- soda0
Gawd, what a miserable bunch you lot are today.
Talk about sucking my mojo... man...And moth, you owes me loads of G&T's my friend LOADS!
- determinedmoth0
And moth, you owes me loads of G&T's my friend LOADS!
soda
(Apr 18 05, 07:31)
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I call BS.
We can take it outside at the next drinks. Just remember I'm bigger than you and will be tanked-up on Wife Beater after the long tube journey to Camden.
- paraselene0
i would like to place a bet of five pounds sterling on moth to win.
- emecks0
*takes soda to one side, shows a battle move or two
*approaches para with broad grin
I'll see yer fiver and raise you 20.
- paraselene0
* slides some liquid ghb into moth's g n' t
** grins back
you're on.
long lunch there, mx?
- emecks0
naw....
email "discussions" about who pays how much rent until the lease is up... etc etc etc etc...
*almost in tears.
- soda0
I call BS.
We can take it outside at the next drinks. Just remember I'm bigger than you and will be tanked-up on Wife Beater after the long tube journey to Camden.
determinedmoth
(Apr 18 05, 07:37)"You're a big man but you're out of shape"
plus I am The R-R-Raging Banjo and I have MX as my corner man.
Bring it on...
*turns around to see MX sobbing in the corner
- soda0
*almost in tears.
emecks
(Apr 18 05, 07:45)-----------------------
Hang on in there big fella.
- emecks0
*pulls himself together long enough to clothesline moth as soda throws him into his corner
*goes back to sobbing like a child.
- paraselene0
oh, honey. that sucks. i'm sorry.
when you come down to the big city to visit, we'll have loads of illegal bets on bareknuckle boxing matches between moth and soda, and you can get stoned and loll against the gherkin and i think kuz knows a really great place to get gold teeth done for a pretty decent price. heck, if you play your cards right, you might wake up one morning with a new tattoo!
*furrows brow
i'll think of more amusing pastimes to transport you to a more innocent era... just you wait!
- determinedmoth0
Wrestlin' huh?
Poufs.
*Pulls out Gun, shoots both soda and MX dead.
*Collects wallets, buys G&T's.
- paraselene0
*massaging moth's shoulders
i know, i know, big guy, but you can't pull your punches just because they're crying! we gotta a match to win here, damnit! now suck it up and kick some crybaby ass!
- Witt0
thinking of becoming a hippie.
- paraselene0
oh dear. it has just come to my attention that my prizefighter has murdered the opposition.
*flees country for the second time in a fortnight
- determinedmoth0
they're crying!
paraselene
(Apr 18 05, 07:54
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No they're not. I fuckin' shot 'em!
- version30
i flippin' pissed man
collaborator turned out to be a low life lazy bastard taking half my money
but i'm good, i'm good
I think i'm moving though :(
- version30
jaline 100!