body hair!
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- pascii
wh0's in?
- mangosnot0
hahahaaaa...... sure.
- druze0
hell yeah! body hair on ME rocks. i'm half potuguese half scottish i so cant really help it. its funny when u take a chick home and take off ur shirt then she realises that u're a monkey, then u give her that look like "haha u cant escape now!" then have hot monkey sex...
- pascii0
druze, you're an man of wealth and taste! wild monkey sex is the best : )
- druze0
thanx pascii.
wild monkey sex rocks until someone starts throwing feces and then someone loses an eye on a corn bit.
- chossy0
ha ha ha ha druze and pascii = the fun.
- emecks0
Every time I've tried having having hot monkey sex, I've ended up overheating the monkey, something to do with the conversion of degrees fahrenheit to degrees celcius.
- chossy0
The monkey is the most exciting and advanced sex animal on this rock.Hmmmmmmm sorry thats not true that mad pie gruntt knows how to take his partner to heaven and back every time and have her begging for more he told me of his secret and I can reveal it for a very small introductory price of £5.
- emecks0
The monkey is the most exciting and advanced sex animal on this rock.Hmmmmmmm sorry thats not true that mad pie gruntt knows how to take his partner to heaven and back every time and have her begging for more he told me of his secret and I can reveal it for a very small introductory price of £5.
chossy
(Apr 14 05, 01:32)£5??
Hot dang chossy, that's even cheaper than renting josimarX for half an hour!
- chossy0
If you rented a josimarX you would find it sluggish and it would lack performance, going into the tricky turns it would bank wildly and understeer is a constant gripe with the latest model.
- druze0
hey man, i'm australian. 5 squid is like $20. i cant afford that much, i just a designer :(
- _smk0
- emecks0
indeed the lore of poor performance has been a deciding factor in never having rented a josimarX to date. Thank you for confirming my suspicions. £5 you say sir?
- Dancer0
I'm in!
p.s Chossy have you seen that Hula Hoop TV Ad?
- chossy0
Get yourself down the ducks druze pump a couple of sailors and hey presto you got $20 in like ten tricks time.
- chossy0
Ok guys here is the secret.
He pokes them first.
Hey dancer which one why do you ask mon amigo.
- _smk0
can I have my fiver back please?
- emecks0
can I have my fiver back please?
_smk
(Apr 14 05, 01:55)ask a schtupit question.
mine's a Glenkinchie chossy, slainte!
- Dancer0
Just watched it and thought of you. Another time maybe!