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- _me_
who/what/why/when/where?
- JazX0
I lost my virginity at age 12. Where did it go all mighty one?
- nburlington0
Do people get kicked off of NT?
Is it hard?
Can we sailormouth?
- sparker0
to that hooker down the street?
- sparker0
what the fuck does 'sailormouth' mean? what kind of bullshit word is that?
- HumanMale0
Anyone want a meet me for a drink?
- mogwai0
what do you tell your girfriend when she finds pr0n on the puter?
- Mimio0
Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
- JazX0
Sailormouth means swearing dude as in Swearing Like A Sailor.
get it? sheshhhhh
- sparker0
i was pretending it was you?
- todelete__20
why can't you carry a bazooka in public?
- version30
will my second wife have aids?
when will i marry my first wife?
are you gay?
how much for those?
why isn't newstody's lightest color actually white?
who else here hates the nike guy?
do you care?
waht si delsyixa?
how much will i weigh when i die?
is that 21 grams thing true?
what was the question?
will i be able to go home for the softball season?
is this enough
what's my middle name?
why is tuan so lazy?
how does jack put up with him?
who is credited with creating the first?
why does baseball suck now?
why are hockey players such faggots they are always on strike?
- JazX0
why can't you carry a bazooka in public?
kOna
(Apr 12 05, 09:23)I do pal, I do...
- version30
why can't you carry a bazooka in public?
kOna
(Apr 12 05, 09:23)I do pal, I do...
JazX
(Apr 12 05, 09:23)
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bubble gum doesn't count
- JazX0
why can't you carry a bazooka in public?
kOna
(Apr 12 05, 09:23)I do pal, I do...
JazX
(Apr 12 05, 09:23)
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bubble gum doesn't count
version3
(Apr 12 05, 09:24)Look f*ckers, I was talking about my schlong. On second look, it's actually quite small near that of a newt's eye.
- mangosnot0
If I concentrated hard enough, do you think I could throw Buicks?
- Trisha_Goddard0
But what aboot de baby?
- version30
who's my baby's daddy?
- discipler0
Why do Kamikazi pilots where helmets?
Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons? Wait, I know this one...
No — Adam didn't. Neither did Eve.
Why? Because your belly-button (navel), or tummy-button as it's sometimes called, is a sign that you were once attached to your mother. You depended on that life-line — the umbilical cord — for your nourishment from her body as you developed inside her.
But our first parents, Adam and Eve, didn't develop that way. God would not have planted on them a false indication that they had developed in a mother's womb.
When God created Adam and Eve in mature form, the day they were created they might have appeared to be, say, 30 years old. But God wouldn't want or need to create the appearance of a false history, any more than the mature trees created by God would have had growth rings initially. Those are things which would develop in their offspring as a result of processes later on.
What's more, this would be a tremendous testimony to God's creativity. Ken Ham once put it this way: Lack of a belly-button on Adam and Eve would be one of the biggest tourist attractions in the pre-Flood world, as the grandchildren and the great-grandchildren would come up and say, 'Why don't you have a belly-button?' And they could recount again and again, to generation after generation, how God had created them special by completed supernatural acts, and yet had designed them to multiply and fill the earth in natural ways that are equally a part of God's continuing care for what He created.
- save0
Cos farts smell does this mean when surgeons operate we just smell of eggs?
- JazX0
hahaha, I love you discipler