cognac accident
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- pascii
ok, here's my saturday night story... me and my gf were out on a weddingparty (yes, i danced the wedding-waltz) and in a club later. as we arrived home, i was wearing a leisure suit, tie, expensive shirt and all, i deceided to open up a bottle with french cognac and mixed a vodka lemon for the lady. i came to the livingroom, hennessey-like, candles open window with soft breeze and such, as an english lord - suddenly a hickup happend right when i was having a sip of the brown beverage - i was sneezing the cognag RIGHT THROUGH MY NOSE! i was falling to the floor, weeping and foaming 'cause it hurted that much and spillt the whole drinks over my shirt. it's all ruined and 5 mins later i could see my girl through the fog and tears.
damn the cognac-situation
- version30
far from good my man :(
- vburo0
hahahahahaha.. sorry man..
but i totally picture that like... almost perfect situation, like one of them commercials for these drinks and then it all went wrong just by taking a sip from it..hahahahaah
sorry i shouldn't laugh but can't help myself now..
- pascii0
it sure looked like that! like lost in translaton turning in a national lampoon move 'logel moole'
- skelly0
that's excellent
- jevad0
a comedy of errors!
- chossy0
through the fog and tears a wonderful way of putting it pascii. Sorry your date ended in a frothy alcohol fit.
- shaft0
operation hennessey
- MX_OnD0
yet another classic example of
"nae luck!"
sorry to hear it pascii but it makes me laugh all the same my friend...
- rasko40
sounds like a James Bond spoof ;)
- pascii0
damn, i still can't smell anything beside cheap booze...
- vburo0
oh well.. the good thing is you won't have to smell your coworkers monday morning..
to bad it's cheap booze though!
;)
- pascii0
hehe
my coworker smells allways like he had a drunk last night
- spongebob0
"had a drunk"... oh my... what an active sex life.
- spongebob0
so much so that you can smell it.
- pascii0
@.@
- tehgee0
o_0
- tommyb0
Did you get back on the proverbial horse? (Get drunk anyhow)
- determinedmoth0
Sounds like fun. From now on I will snort Brandy.
- vburo0
lol d'moth!!