I need a break
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- jakeyj0
overheard on my walk by the river 10 mins ago:
kid: if i throw this rock in the river will it hit a fish?
dad: there aren't any fish in the mississippi! haha!
kid: yes there are! i'm positive.
dad: well maybe in other parts but not in minnesota.
i'm serious!!!
- shellie0
Walking in beverly hills a couple of weeks ago, some tourists were following me around because they thought I was famous. Maybe it was the sun glasses, frumpy clothes, haphazard pony tail, and shopping bags. I love overhearing people talk sometimes.
It was a whole conversation they were having like
Person A: you know... that one girl... that one from that show... you know... you know what I'm talking about?? It's her
Person B: Who?
Person A: That one girl... You know...
They couldn't come up with a specific name. Bummer, too.. I wanted to hear.
My sister speaks perfect spanish. We love to hear people talk shit when they think nobody can listen in.
- Jaline0
haha, that's hilarious.
you should've been like,
"want my autograph?" and acted all famous.
and you should've signed 'Madonna'
- ric_s0
haha, that's hilarious.
you should've been like,
"want my autograph?" and acted all famous.
and you should've signed 'Madonna'
Jaline
(Apr 7 05, 14:08)shouldve signed Kevin Spacey.
- mrdobolina0
can I have a moment of silence for this small chronic break?
- Jaline0
i wonder who Shellie looks like
- jakeyj0
you know... that one girl... that one from that show... you know... you know what I'm talking about??
- Jaline0
omg for sure! the one who looks like Shellie! I totally know who you're talking about!
- shellie0
i dont look like anybody. people try to make me look like someone.. just like some people say all asians look alike.
its annoying more than anything.
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these breaks are priceless. dobby, baby, darling!
- mrdobolina0
whatsup lady?
I was going to jet straight home after work tonite, but I got a call from a friend who wants me to go to some happy hour. I said I didnt want to go and he said "Im buying bitch so dont say that"
- shellie0
i'd rather sign as Wanda Sykes. How fucking rad would THAT be.
- jakeyj0
omg for sure! the one who looks like Shellie! I totally know who you're talking about!
Jaline
(Apr 7 05, 14:21)see! i knew you'd know who i was talking about once i said it.
- Jaline0
i'd rather sign as Wanda Sykes. How fucking rad would THAT be.
shellie
(Apr 7 05, 14:26)totally!
*looks up Wanda Sykes
- cosmo0
i'd rather sign as Wanda Sykes. How fucking rad would THAT be.
shellie
(Apr 7 05, 14:26)never found Wanda Sykes to be funny. She tries too hard to be funny.
- shellie0
btw, I was buying some shoes earlier this week at Aldo Shoes. It's a fairly cheap mostly women's shoe store. I like to shop there because i tear up my shoes so often, I don't feel bad messing them up and getting rid of them in 3 months or so.
Anyway, I saw the black lady from Mad TV. The realy funny one with the big buggy eyes. She was super cool, too. She went around thanking every employee in the store for their hard work and waited in lines... she let a lot of people go in front of her, too.
- shellie0
Wanda's voice just makes me laugh.
Her stand up is much better than her acting... kinda like how margaret cho was cooler when she was fat.
- Jaline0
haha, i like you explain in detail about Aldo Shoes.
- Jaline0
*i like HOW you...
- shellie0
wow i reread my post and it sounds like I'm on crack, too!
- Jaline0
Actually, I think Wanda Sykes is funny. But not as funny as lots of other comedians.