Busboys Unite!
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- version3
sorry had to, I saw a theme forming in the McJobs thread
so its not a complete waste of a thread post a busboy story
there was the homeless dude that would always dig through our trash bin that i made a deal with
i told him to give me all the money he earned spanging everyday and i would leave a trash bag full of edible food out for him
all i ever left were table scraps that wouldve ended up in the garbge disposal that i scrapped off of plates
when my grandfather inquired what i was doing i told him, all he could do was laugh
it was fair, i think
- JazX0
I used to give these two old dudes free sandwhiches and I used to sneak them out wrapped in tinfoil in a dirty bustub
those birds are D-E-A-D
- stevii0
clone, you and your grandpa are heartless dumbasses. How is that story funny? Exploiting a homeless guy? //haha
- version30
exploiting?
he kept coming back so he must have thought it was fair
somtimes hed take tons of food for less than a buck
he came around until the day i stopped working there
my grandpa only told him he didnt have the time to seperate it like i did but he was free to continue digging in the bin
which he probably did
- version30
oh yeah and FUCK YOU for saying anything in reference to my family
- nLHb0
shut up stevii
- JazX0
I also used to steal beers in that same dirty bustub. Put em back in the alley and drink underage. woo hoo
- stevii0
leah, you leprechaun. Yes pls continue defending a guy who charges homeless people to eat from his trash.
- version30
EDIBLE NON CONTAMINATED FOOD
FOR PENNIES
DICK
- stevii0
So why charge him at all for your trash? Did it make you feel good about yourself? Big man.
- version30
i was 15 and it took my time and effort
do you feel big complaining about something i did 12 years ago
cuz that man was happy with what we worked out
- todelete__20
true story to follow:
i worked at a bar/restaurant/banquet facility/hotel all through college, it paid my way.
the place i worked at was 100+ years old. it was actually a mansion first, then the sons of the woman who owned it wanted to turn it into a hotel and bar way back in the day. it grew over the years.
well when i got hired on the bartender that hired me showed me the basement, which was straight out of the 40s. hadn't been touched. the gigantic furnace, furniture, storage of all the old stuff... and tunnels. back during prohibition this place was a rum runner. there were three tunnels that led underground throughout the town.
i went through two and they tied in with the sewers. some years ago they had put street signs below intersections so you knew where you were at. the last time i was in i stopped when i was 6 blocks away and i still couldn't see the end.
anyways. one night i'm in there after work by myself getting shitfaced. i was too drunk to drive so i passed out on the couch in the lobby. sometime in the morning i woke up to take a piss. real early. as i'm walking to the bathroom i notice a guy passed out at the bar surrounded by food and empty bottles. so i call the cops.
turns out the guy was a bum who had been sneaking into the place afterhours through the tunnels. for whatever reason he just drank himself stupid and passed out. he normally would wake up at 7 just before the cleaning crew arrived and leave unnoticed the way he came in.
it all made sense cause every morning when i would get there the cleaning crew would swear at me in spanish about the mess i made. then i'd fight with them that i cleaned everything before i left.
now i knew. the bum would come in, eat everything, drink everything and just leave it in the morning.
fucker. they then had some company come in and seal the tunnel entrances.
that's why i hate hobos to this day.
- JazX0
HAHAHA BEST STORY EVER kOna!!
- version30
some photog of that basement would be ill
sounds dope
- mattyd0
hahaha, thats awesome kOna!
- mattyd0
in college i used to work at a restaurant in downtown boston, pretty much just for beer money. every night, before i got cut, i had to go check the bathrooms to make sure they are clean. these are some of the things that were encountered:
1) some dude injecting heroin (he asked one of the servers for a spoon before he went to the bathrooom, shouldve known then)
2) a bum taking a 'shower' in the sink.
3) a dude taking a shit in a urinal
4) two lesbians having sex (not the good kind of lesbians either - lock the fucking door next time!)
- todelete__20
if i make my way back i'll take photos.
did i mention the place was mad haunted?
i saw a ghost after 4 years of strange things happening on a nightly basis.
it's been about 8 years since and i can't bring myself to go back. scared the living shit out of me.
the furnace you'd just look at it and wonder how many bodies were burned in it. it was the size of a very small house. there were 2 secret rooms in the basement that you could see through a missing brick but there was no way to get into them without crawling through the floor beams. never got the courage to do it but from what i saw of the rooms with a flashlight they hadn't been touched in i would imagine 30 or 40 years. my mind would race at all the treasures i thought i'd find in there. all old shit.
too cool.
now i want to go back.
- version30
that is cool
i want to see that shit too
- todelete__20
oh gosh mattyd. every year came the weddings and with that the receptions.
good god the stories.
if i had a dollar everytime i walked into the bathroom to find some dude nailing a bridesmaid i'd be rich.
and the tips i used to get it being a hotel also.
a torn in half 100 dollar bill and the lady (who had to be 40 or 50) if you want the other half i'm in room 220.
oh man, the memories.
- version30
a torn in half 100 dollar bill and the lady (who had to be 40 or 50) if you want the other half i'm in room 220.
oh man, the memories.
kOna
(Apr 7 05, 11:34)
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konatell me you got the other half
i used to "teach" women how to use the vibrators they bought in the parking lot for "tips" per my bosses approval
- scarabin0
in elementary school i had my neighbor buy porn mags for me
i'd rip out individual pages and sell them for 5 bucks each