Maynard finds Jesus
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- fullerc
http://www.soundgenerator.com/ne…
Please tell me this is an Aprils fool joke!
- nLHb0
damn you jesus!
- rasko40
thats the power of Google right there
- vburo0
dont blame jesus. blame drugs.
- thompson0
noooo!
you son of a bitch...
For a time, Mr. Keenan was a creative hero of mine, an inspiration.
- Mimio0
He found Jesus? Where did he find him?
Vaporized from the manure of human suffering?
- cosmo0
dude it was april fools joke. trust me he is never finding jesus.
*goes to pray and hopes maynard doesn't find jesus.
- GeorgiePorgie0
Woe to you, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when he becomes one, you make him twice as much a son of hell as you are.
Matthew 23:14
- thompson0
this is a little difficult to belive given the general foundation of tool's music.
- GeorgiePorgie0
You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?
Matthew 23:32
- opiate0
yes it was a joke. Believe me , it was a joke.
- thompson0
damn, the Mar 31 post at toolband.com is pretty convincing
first mitch hedberg and now this...
- opiate0
Blairs posts have been know to have underlying meanings and subtext.
- fullerc0
i read it on the internets so it has to be true.
- opiate0
Plus the April Fools jokes have been big with TOOL for years. He prolly found a avacado that looks like jesus and made holy guacomole
- fullerc0
and if he found a turd that looked like jesus he would have made holy shit!
- cosmo0
howwwwwwwddddddddyyy Ho!
- blaw0
jesus was a longhair. no way he'd break up tool.
- liquid0
...
- opiate0
next there are gonna say Adam is leaving the band to do hip hop and daney is joining the white stripes.
- discipler0
what a tragedy!