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- emecks0
alrighty, I'll dump it then...
I knew I should of given it to you when we met for lunch yesterday.
soda
(Apr 7 05, 04:57)
- numberoneson0
So... we meet again (badly lip-synced English cockney voice)
(whips out noodle staff, rips off clothes to reveal yellow tracksuit and starts to circle Emecks doing a bad Bruce Lee impression)
- emecks0
*lands a head shot with the haggis-nunchuks which promptly split
Fucken butcher Ah telt the cunt I didnae want it cooked...
*runs home to get the "whisky breath"
just you wait ye yellow tracksuited imposter!
- numberoneson0
Bwing it tonne baby, bwut let me tell you dis:
"A good fight should be like a small pway...but pwayed seriously. When duh opponent expands, l will contract. When he contracts, l will expand. And when dere is an upper-tune-ity... l do not hit...it hits all by itself (shows fist).
Any technique, however worthy and desirwable, becomes a disease when duh mind is obsessed with it."
- vespa0
OMFG.
WHAT have you done to my innocent thread, you motley crew of foul-mouthed pissants?
- vespa0
para! i'm shocked and dismayed!!!!
hahaaaaaa go girl - was said client male or female?
- numberoneson0
I'm sorry.
I only know of you from the others.
I expect you had a wicked time away, hope to catch you in person someday.
and then I'll eat some hay,
oh just forget what I say, I'm waiting for my pay, is that ok?
- emecks0
Wahey! Vespa returns.....
again...
- soda0
OMFG.
WHAT have you done to my innocent thread, you motley crew of foul-mouthed pissants?
vespa
(Apr 7 05, 05:30)--------------------------
And what do you want!?!?!
You gave up all possession of this thread about two days ago missus!
- emecks0
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And what do you want!?!?!
You gave up all possession of this thread about two days ago missus!
soda
(Apr 7 05, 05:42)Got tae agree wi' soda oan this one...
It'd one thing fucken oaf fer a month an' nae postcard or fuck all but it's another entirely tae come back say "hi" an' then fuck oaf again, leaving ivvry cunt tae wonder whits goin oan.
KEN?
- determinedmoth0
Yeah. We're Squatting here now. Bugger off.
- Kuz0
moondog's gone to lunch again.
- vespa0
Shut up! Sit down and shut up, you pigs! I go out for a piss and they pull this one on me. Well that's the last time I leave you two alone. From now on, I'm sticking to you two like shit to a blanket.*
*quote from Paul Keating, former Prime Minister of Australia
- emecks0
phwoooooooar!
Which two are ye speakin' aboot vespa?
Also how do ye ken shite sticks tae blankets?
- soda0
Paul Keating.
Legend.
- Kuz0
hi vespa
- soda0
Hey Vespa, no bad news jobwise over there was there?
Another round of cuts were announced when you were away.. we all got worried for you.Before we started picking on para's lunchtime-lavi-love that is...
- paraselene0
CPR
Cock
Post
Repast???
emecks(Apr 7 05, 04:54)
close! but it's actually:
Compulsory
Postprandial
Rutting
- emecks0
wahey!!
So ye jist managed tae squeeze in a quickie today then aye?
- paraselene0
sorry, vespa! it was just such a nice playground, what with the tunes in the beginning and everything, we just couldn't help ourselves!