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- numberoneson0
i don't kiss and tell
It was a first time and the next time I'll be sure to use scarfs.
by the by, anyone tried being spanked by marigolds?
ok ok, too much detail here and I think it's best to keep things clean, there are children present for God's sake!
- emecks0
Oh yes!
game 1: 8-1 me
game 2: 8-7 burd (she came back from 1-7 down)
game 3: 8-6 me
game 4: 8-3 burd
game 5: 8-1 me
All in all a thorough belting.
- Kes0
er... i changed my mind. I do NOT want to know about this.
- Kes0
that was for no1son
on the other had, I DO want to hear about MX's "thorough belting" of his girlfriend.
- emecks0
marigolds???
as in flowers?
or washing up gloves?
either way durty hooooooooor!
- emecks0
It was a whole gallon of quality Kes.....
She's the one who kept on at me that I should learn squash so, as well documented on NT, I had 3 games with a mate.
Saturday morning and m'lady awakes feeling slightly rough - I had been sensible and left the pub after consuming the recommended weekly limit. She stayed and drank some more, the upshot being that I was in much better shape.
She started telling me that she was late for the gym...
"Nonsense" said I, "you're not going to the gym in that condition! I'll go and get us breakfast and we can go for a game of squash later"
All the way to the squash courts I gave her encouragement and similar "So are you psyching yourself up to lose darling?"
Granted she hadn't played in over 2 years but it still felt damn good beating her. It'll feel good to remind her of it until next time we play too...
only then she's bound to beat the fuck out of me.
- Kes0
where's elliephant?
- kungfukid0
APB MOONDOG!
- determinedmoth0
where's elliephant?
Kes
(Apr 4 05, 03:32)Dont know. She got home safe, but I got a very strange txt from her. I think there's a story coming. Not as good as my Rug story, but a story none the less.
- soda0
I got a drunking phone message slagging me off for not coming down to Camden..
I do feel there is a story coming on...
- paraselene0
well, my pets, it was an interesting evening...
after i left you on the street corner in camden, i reunited myself with the mad ones (whom you will, no doubt, remember vividly). we went dancing somewhere around the corner for a while.
i did not fall down.
topless and i then decided to be reasonable young lassies and head for hackney and home. we left the club and began walking toward the bus stop when we heard the most delicious music emanating from a tapas bar.
topless and i, being the reasonable young lassies that we are, then decided to investigate and the next thing we know, we're drinking mojitos and dancing to the last set of a very good brazilian jazz trio.
they finished their set and the restaurant closed, so we sat with the musicians and had dinner and a couple of bottles of decent rioja and educating the brazilians about steve reich and minimalist sound.
not entirely certain how we managed to return chez topless, but a good time was had by all.
and you?
- skt0
I had a funny feeling you lot were about in Camden on Sunday. Kept looking over my shoulder... Where were you drinking?
- Kes0
haha.
went home, and to bed.
- paraselene0
lock tavern, lock, halway arms (?), y'know... around.
we were saying at one point that we thought you and rasko lived in that neighborhood. do you?
- soda0
i've got a hangover just by reading that para..
- skt0
Nah, but I was in the lock tavern on sunday for a few around 4ish.
No idea where Rasko lives.
- paraselene0
no way, skt! we were totally there. (on and off, anyway.)
soda, you have no idea...
my life has taken on a pickled tinge since keeping company with a girl known as topless. this is not surprise.
- Kes0
which one was topless?
- paraselene0
the one who kept saying she had to leave...
- Kes0
she didnt look topless to me
*boom boom!