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- chossy
So at work a client comes in and he has his left arm under his jacket, like it was in a sling, so I say 'hey man have you hurt yourself cause it wasn't like that yesterday was it?'.
He says 'no man it just doesn't work' and sort of flops it around the place for a bit.
To which I laughed like a child pointing and saying how are you doing that he he hah ah ahhe he.
He says 'I was in an awful motorbike accident and I can no longer use my arm'............ I felt terrible :\ and we edited in silence for about four hours.
- mrdobolina0
ahh shit Chossy. That sucks, but he'll get over it.
- dippy0
I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or feel supremely sorry for both you and the client, chossy.
- kiselka0
That sucks........
- GeorgiePorgie0
Dude, seriously next time just punch him right in that same arm.
POW! ZAMM! BOOAAMMMM!
Like fucking Batman of the 60's.
Yep, that should work, hell like you so much better.
- todelete__20
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oops.
quite a few years ago i ran into a guy who used to work out at the same gym as i. his arm was in a sling at this bar and he had like 4 girls dancing with him.
he noticed me and came over to say hi. i was like 'dude, be honest, you just put your arm in a sling when you go out so you can meet chicks right?!?' and laughed.
he said 'no, i was in a construction accident where an iron beam fell on my shoulder tearing off my arm and almost killed me. i can no longer move it, or taste, smell or hear out of my left ear.'
i probably felt as bad as you.
i said i was sorry until i was blue in the face but he understood.
kinda funny looking back. not funny then.
we're idiots.
- chossy0
I hope he doesn't go back to his work and say stuff like that guy I was editing with was a prick.
- GeorgiePorgie0
btw, I was joking obviously
- tymeframe0
dude, don't be so hard on yourself. Next time you see him, just apologize.
mrdobs is right, he'll get over it.
- warheros20
hahahaha, yet more reasons not to point and laugh. smooth.
- chossy0
Thats terrible kona :\
Still though my guy shouldn't have waved it around like a bladder on a stick,which plays straight into my child like humour buttons.
- dippy0
yeah, exactly. Methinks he brought it on himself.
- GeorgiePorgie0
maybe he was looking for attention, does they dood garner a lot of poonani or what? you know, you sure he wasnt fakin?
- grafholic0
that sucks...
i had a similar experience once (well not as horrible as yours). i met my client at a coffee shop. after some talking, we left the shop, both of us walking to our car, and i see a white escalade, i point at it and say "those things are so fucking ugly", then my client goes "yeah that's my car..."
i still stood by my comment though.
- taragee0
lol ohh poor chop:P u should say sorry and then suggest he can get soem cool tatoos now cos it wont hurt ;)
- e-pill0
at least its not like a broken pee pee. then i would understand the slience.
- todelete__20
yeah chossy. but then he said he got millions in settlement... MILLIONS and therapy and time would tell if he would ever regain movement.
haha. you talkin about it like it's a bladder on a stick is making ME laugh.
- QuincyArcher0
heh, chossy, you insensitive jerk!
i remember this one time my boss walk into my office and said "alright, i'm off the to doctor's office"
"yeah? what are you going in fo...nevermind! uhhh...have a good time!" I got in the habit of just asking questions like that, without really hearing what the person is saying. anyway...
"did you just ask me what i was going to the doctor for?"
"...no. see you later!"
fortunately, he just laughed.
- mattyd0
i once tried to help an old woman who i thought was looking for a contact lens she dropped. turns out, she was just all hunched over from osteoperosis.
- GeorgiePorgie0
at least its not like a broken pee pee. then i would understand the slience.
e-pill
(Mar 30 05, 13:16)yeah that's the worst.
I mean, like yaeh it never happened to me or anything.
*has funny feeling that cock is still there, but isnt