Can't Win
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- GeorgiePorgie
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were
stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the
river and drowned.The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone, you might as well...
Kiss your ass good-bye.
Have A Nice Day &
Be Careful With Your Donkey
- chossy0
They should have shot the donkey and sold it for glue and then bought a car with the money.
- moondog0
okay, georgie! try this one on for size:
a small green frog walks into a bank, and strides up to one of the tellers. he takes a look at her nameplate, which reads "patty wack". he says, "hello, miss wack, my name is kermit jagger, and i'd like to take out a loan for £100,000.'
patty wac looks askance at the young frog and says, 'do you have an account at this bank?' and the frog says, 'well, i personally don't, but my father, mic jagger, is a very important client here.'
'hmmm...' she says, 'and have you any collateral?'
at this, the young jagger pulls a small porcelain pink elephant out of his pocket and deposits it on her desk.
'one moment, please,' says patty wack, 'i'll have to speak with my manager.' and she disappears into one of the back offices.
she strides into the manager's office and says, 'mr. davis, there is a frog out there who claims to be mic jagger's son, and he wants £100 grand and all he has for collateral is THIS!' and she holds the pink porcelain elephant out in her hand. 'i mean, what the hell is this?!?'
and the manager says:
'it's a knick-knack, patti wack. give the frog a loan. his old man's a rolling stone!'
boom! boom!
- GeorgiePorgie0
lol