Paddy's Day Hangover
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- version30
georgie freaks me out
he has to have a bible on cd he copy/pastes from
that's just freaky
- GeorgiePorgie0
Their wine is the venom of serpents, the deadly poison of cobras.
Deuteronomy 32:32
- version30
see
- tny0
i had one beer last nite, whooeee brutha!
- tymeframe0
please exit the thread tny.
"Their wine is the venom of serpents, the deadly poison of cobras."
i hear that
- snuggles0
my hangover has now switched into pure unadulterated sorrow. I really feel like crawling under my desk and crying the pain away...
- Mal0
Suffering gladly 11am-11pm non stop
- iDp0
I didn't get 'wasted', was kind of riding the line between buzzed and obliterated..but fuck if my body isn't on a clock...went to bed buzzed at 3...woke up at 6:30 and could not go back to bed. :(
There were some fine ass women over at the Green Valley Ranch (the one thats on T.V.). It was like a sea of sluts all dressed in green.
I was just drunk enough not to remember which was which...talked to one girl twice...first time she was diggin it...second time I introduced myself and well I think she figured out that I had no clue we had already spoken. Fucking green shirt wearing hussies.
- GeorgiePorgie0
hahhahhahh
- MX_OnD0
Quite, yes.
Black Stuff and Jamesons.I shat coal this morning.
moth
(Mar 18 05, 02:27)Shoulda held it in foras long as possible.
Then ye'd have shat diamond.
Ya daft cunt.
- johndiggity0
put a gun to my head and pull the trigger please.
- version30
*draws back hammer
*squeezes trigger
*click*
shit no bulletts
- iDp0
Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Seamus and Sean were sent for.
Seamus went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and
said, "No, it ain't Paddy."The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."
"What, he had two arseholes???" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Everytime we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes..."
- mrdobolina0
I must have drank 15 Beamish pints yesterday. Not really hungover just tired as hell.
- version30
*smacks self in face
- tymeframe0
but damn that was a loud click, keep it down would ya
- davey_g0
OUCH...ME HEAD.
- snuggles0
now I'm sweating and starting to itch, this is not right...not right at all...
- version30
now I'm sweating and starting to itch, this is not right...not right at all...
snuggles
(Mar 18 05, 08:38)
++++++++++++++++++++take gentitals out of ant farm