ashlee simpson
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- TransFatty
when i watch her talk
i see about 40 facial muscles working overtime to sustain the perpetual look of faux hipster enthusiasm
help me understand
she can't sing
she can't act
she can't be herselfi hope she overdoses
- usrper0
tegan and sara is so hot
- 2cents0
this is what is referred to as pimping your child.
- Neuarmy0
haha, i was just watching her...
so lame.
- digitalswarm0
Her sister, she is my wife.
- blackspade0
its even on here in NZ
i had more faith in TVNZ
- TransFatty0
i can't believe ''dukes of hazzard''
is gonna be like : "dodgeball"
or something--
- swollenelbow0
i wouldn't mind giving ashlee a golden shower
- TransFatty0
ugh ashlee is not even hot
she looks like a garage mechanic
- blackspade0
lol
- digitalswarm0
That's what happens when your wife can't cook and all you can make yourself are taquitos.
- swollenelbow0
and or chipotle burritos...
- gfro0
you're all haters!
How dare you bash a true Rock Star!?!
- komodofrog0
She is a how to for pretty blondes.
It must be a standard in the sbc.
- Jaline0
she sucks.
On the apprentice though, there's this woman (Erin) who's really good (in the competition) who looks like Ashlee.
- mg330
overdoses on what, RedBull?
- josimarX0
this thread is the most american thing I've ever read on NT, even when 'UNITEDSTATES' was still around.
So, my completely objective Scottish opinion is that this guy Transfaty obviously fancies her and she will never ever pay him any attention. It's the classic 'write a thread about someone you pretend to hate but actually love' thing.
Good luck tf.
- jevad0
shaddap!
stupid jigging whore
- josimarX0
ooooooooh, touchy! you lot so obviously fancy her. I'm embarrassed for you.
- fawn0
josimar it's sounding more and more like YOU love her!!!
:P