flying to Vegas from LA?
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- iDp
go on Thurs from Burbank mid afternoon.
Freaking StripperExpress over here!! I wish the flight was longer I'd inquire about joining the Mile High Club.
- taragee0
so... stull didnt get laid?
- iDp0
I'm convinced someone put a curse on me. :(
- taragee0
welcome 2 my world... at least yr not a midgit
- Point50
HAHAHA!! It's hilarious how that happens. Stripper's can actually afford to fly into Vegas on weekends to work then fly back on Sundays. Must be a great write off. I met a stripper who flew into Vegas twice a month from Chicago to work.
"Thank you for booking your flight with GreasedPole Airlines sir! Would you like Stripper Class or Business Class? Stripper Class has complimentary lapdances and $10 soft drinks..."
- iDp0
tara fly out and we'll fuck!! you just arent allowed to talk.
hehehehe stripper just walked by...looked a lil thick, I'll bet she works at the Crazy Horse Too
- iDp0
Point that would be a great idea. Stipper Air.
- todelete__20
taragee i'm mad at you. your trademark found it's way into my life last night.
my girlfriend asked me if i had taken the trash out and without thinking i said 'no tee m' (no™)
then laughed my ass off that i said it unconsciously. damn you.
idp. one week and one day and i'll be there with you.... not getting laid. haa.
- todelete__20
idp. find out where the fat one works and tell her kona is coming to town next week hoggin.
- iDp0
I'll see if I can try and sit with her. ;)
I've come up with a new strategy for getting my groove on. I'm thinking I'll go for the fat ones...like 180+...then I'll work my way backwards till I get a skinny midget broad, something in the 75+ range. Sounds like a fun little project no?
- buddylee0
This one time I was at the Las Vegas airport and I had the pleasure of talking with Randy Macho Man Savage and his stripper girlfriend. He really doesn't talk like those "slim jim" commercials in person.
- buddylee0
I'll see if I can try and sit with her. ;)
I've come up with a new strategy for getting my groove on. I'm thinking I'll go for the fat ones...like 180+...then I'll work my way backwards till I get a skinny midget broad, something in the 75+ range. Sounds like a fun little project no?
iDp
(Mar 10 05, 11:25)--------
Funniest thing I've heard in months. :)
- brandelec0
yes he does buddylee yes he does
ooooooh yeeaaaaaaah broooothaa
- taragee0
big girls need luv too
- iDp0
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!! never done a 'big' girl. Anyone have any advice for hittin the 180+ broads?
- Point50
That's hilarious Buddy Lee. I saw Macho Man at the airport out here also. Didn't talk to him though, for fear he'd turn red and snap me like a Slim Jim.
iDp, that idea ain't half-bad. Bill Bellamy spoke about it in How To Be A Playa. If you dance with the ugliest girl in the party, all the hot chicks will try to figure out what you see in her. If your a halfway decent looking guy, the hot chicks will feel like they "have to look better" than the ugly girl, and push up on you for acceptance. But I don't know if it'll work for fat chicks. They'll just dry your wallet uyp at every restaurant and then they'll drink all your beer.
- todelete__20
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!! never done a 'big' girl. Anyone have any advice for hittin the 180+ broads?
iDp
(Mar 10 05, 11:32)
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strap in cause they'll throw ya!
- brandelec0
strap in cause they'll throw ya!
kOna
(Mar 10 05, 11:35)lol
storm of the century
- zenfulbeauty0
This shouldn't even be a problem for you iDp! You're hot, silly!
- taragee0
you cant be too nice or we suspect
- iDp0
AWWWWW THANKS ZEN!!!
so you're saying I should abandon my new approach?