am I the only person..?
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- rabattski0
how can we funnel this thread to a pro hasselhoff thread? just wondering. trying to think about new techniques so in the end the whole site will be hasseltoday.com or something. and everyone wears hassel the hoff shirts and only sings his german songs the entire day or something.
- soda0
i did want to get my wifes name in arabic on my arm once.
Until Beckham stole the idea.
cock.
- soda0
i also think there is nothing sexier than a old woman with a tatoo on her neck.
A swallow or spiders web preferably.
and a few missing teeth.
*shivers
- waynepixel0
Do the women ask for. I want one of them tattoo just above the ars please.
- rabattski0
they call that an"arschgeweih" in germany lifeinbinary.
arsch is: ass.
geweih is: antler.
- pascii0
(and not to forget, seeing the underwear. how the hell can u call it victorias SECRET when its not hidden?)
- soda0
vespa will sleep with ANYONE who is; a) unshaven b) covered in tatoo's and c) plays a banjo.
FACT.
I have no tatoo's but I have a scar on my hand from being bitten.
And one on my groin from a childhood operation.
Is that as cool as a tatoo?
- waynepixel0
hahaha
- lifeinbinary0
these days there's an unwritten law requiring all women to get a tattoo just above the ass. the same law also asks them to bend over as much as they can.
i am not complaining.
- rabattski0
now there's a contradiction. how can a tattoo be a trend since a trend is limited to time and tattoos are for life + 3 months.
anyways vespa, i'm not a prude (how the hell can you be a prude within this context anyways) i'm a traditionalist. so anyone here who has a tattoo but is not one of the following: a) a sailor b) a criminal or c) a biker should go out and change that asap. either by stealing, robbing, stabbing, sailing, biking, shooting, whatever it takes etc.
do not come back before you adjusted yourself.
thank you and have a nice day.
- waynepixel0
But more to the point. What with all the women having tattoo done.
WHAT?
- waynepixel0
I really like the art work and detail that go's into a good design tattoo. But they look say bad on the skin. It just looks ugly.
- pascii0
i allways wanted to tattoo a smurf on my shoulder
- chossy0
ha ha trendwhores.
- vburo0
tattoos is for trendwhores nowadays.
- vespa0
rabattski you prude!
tattoos are sexy.
(only good ones tho)
- chossy0
miss ness, I showed my mother my tattoo and she was dead against it when she saw it she was like 'thats rad'. Then I told her to never say 'rad' and 'dudes' ever again.