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- zedvox
so tell me bout the biryani incident.
- vburo0
?
- zedvox0
check the last few cosmo posts in the India vs Pakistan thread vormburo :)
- lifeinbinary0
hahaha
gimme a minute. not that interesting of a story anyway.
- lifeinbinary0
about three years ago (when i lived in mississippi) my room mate asked me cook some biryani. of course making biryani is harder than trying to find cosmo a date but i agreed to do so anyway.
so during this three hour cooking marathon, somewhere along the way i put in way too much spice. and by way too much spice i mean the kind of spice that feels hot when you eat it, but feels like your ass is on fire when you take a dump in the morning.
while eating dinner all my room mate did was complain about how spicy it was and that he'd never forget this day and would share the story with his kids - if he survives dinner that is.
i agreed with him that it wasn't exactly a smart idea to eat too much of that biryani because i could already sense the pain that we'd have to experience in the morning, so we didn't eat much of it.
next day when i woke up, all the biryani was gone. my room mate ate the entire fucking pot overnight.
needless to say i didn't use the shared bathroom for days.
guess who the room mate was.
- mayo0
saf, do i know?
- k0na_an0k0
guess who the room mate was.
lifeinbinary
(Mar 8 05, 11:43)
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al bundy. that guy could take a mean shit.
- GeorgiePorgie0
he spilled biryani on me and then he got chutney up his ass
- zedvox0
i'm going all in ...cosmo!
dude thats so funny..i'm laughing right now..cuz my friends banned me for a while to make biryani cuz i made it too fuckin hot...but i think they were being wussies......but i do remember all of them giving me a call from the bathroom so i could hear the damage....class.
- lifeinbinary0
haha. yeah, it was cosmo. cooking biryani always leads to interesting events.
- zedvox0
i'm trying to master the recipe.
- GeorgiePorgie0
Im going to take Burmese Chicken and rub it all over you boys
- lifeinbinary0
i am hoping burmese chicken is a code word for hot chick
- GeorgiePorgie0
* converts Burmese Chicken into English from sercret NT coding language
* informs lifeinbinary that Burmese Chicken means dogshit
- cosmo0
all i have to say about the biryani is if I ever have children they will feel it.
- lifeinbinary0
dude, you didnt miss the flight? wtf?
- cosmo0
nope, the fucking flight was late for a matter of fact. But still got here on time.
- cosmo0
why the hell r u still up?
- lifeinbinary0
working.
dont lose too much money at the coast. and email me the return info when you have it.
back to work...
- cosmo0
no casino this time.
- pascii0
hahaha
u guys should ask mr MX_OnD about the '5 kebab night' and the morning after ; )