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- taragee
whEre the FUCK ARE YOU
- patnoodle0
rAnd-y
- peteski0
* grabs the Rand-McNally map
- jevad0
Roll over - he can't breathe!!
- cosmo0
* grabs the Rand-McNally map
peteski
(Mar 4 05, 15:38)
hahahahha
- Rand0
sorry, we were downtown meeting with an insane client and checking out a couch at Design Within Reach. Got a fucking parking ticket, too.
- Rand0
FUCK THAT FUCKING PARKING TICKET!
- taragee0
omg u and pski - i have a present 4 u guys wai t im pushing it live
- rasko40
Tell us more about it Rand, I know I'm not the only one that wants to know more about your day, I think there are lots of us out here that want to know some more details. Doesn't have to be profound or meaningful, just the little details, what were you saying as you viewed the couch? I get this feeling that the store had a dark wood floor and the couch was perhaps orange, a minimal design yet quite humanist, something with subtle curves. I imagine you approaching it after walking uninterestedly past several others, then, there it was. You approached and straightened the crick out of your neck, maybe you felt a little twang as a muscle released itself from a minor knot, maybe you took that as some kind of metaphor for the turn that the sight of this new couch was going to lead your mood during this somewhat stressful day. Perhaps you felt your mood begin to lift. Did you approach the couch slowly and perhaps do a kind of recon circling of it before pausing and commenting to your colleages? Did you then sit on it or was the store a little too stuffy for that? I like to think that the store was a little snooty but because you were all now feeling a little lighter of mood that you did indeed try it out, almost feeling slightly mischievous. I think this sofa had a profound placement in your day, it marked a cornerstone, a turning point, so much so that the fact of receiving a parking ticket didn't seem all so bad, infact, I bet you all laughed and made a few jokes about it. I bet you went back to the office feeling a little better for seeing that couch than if you hadn't.
I think you should buy that couch and remember this day because of it. And when you sit down on your new accquisition, perhaps you will think of this thread on NT, and perhaps, perhaps it will make you chuckle a little as you recline, easing the cricks from your neck.
- Rand0
that's hott
- vburo0
shit. rasko typed that using the wrong nic.
- Rand0
the couch was sort of square, I believe... a dark color, I think, grey, or brown, but possibly tending toward a lighter color, white, or canary yellow, but I was alone, because my wife was double parked in the car
- lifeinbinary0
she was in the car but still got a parking ticket?
- vburo0
you double-parked your wife in a car?
- peteski0
Phil. My Ass.
- taragee0
ALLKILLU!
- peteski0
Phil's not workin today.
- taragee0
hehe i shoudl have warned nsfw
- rasko40
tara you have a husky voice!
ya muthafucka I'll suck ya fucking cock I'll bite it off ya muthafucka
- taragee0
HAHAHAHAAAAAAA