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- kingjulien
So my ex-gf is on the latest girls gone wild commercial. I watched it last night. She's at this club, all drunk and smiley, and suddenly off comes the top and......boo-yow. It's kinda funny in a disturbing way, like hey, I remember those, and yet I think I'll change the channel next time it comes on. It's like an accident on the freeway, you tell yourself to ignore it but something makes you look--for a millisecond-- before you shutter with fear. If she ends up marrying pauly shore or short round from temple of doom (who also played double o five in the goonies) or doing a sex scene with naughty by nature, I think that's it for me, I'll jump off the bridge and let the crows go to work.
In the meantime, I'm gonna go for a walk. There's this new tender at peet's coffee, half white half asian, with pigtails. She's so nervous when taking my order she can't look me in the eye, and it's so cute. What's better is she has no history with me, so obviously she must be innocent and pure and not a floozie in anyway, and I think that's what I'm going to focus on for the next 2 hours, that and my proposal for a Streets of San Francisco DVD boxset, which we've already amassed 50,000 signatures for. Who knew Karl Malden's butt-nose was so beloved?
And the beat goes on.
- snuggles0
hahahaha!
- mattyd0
two things:
1) which chick is she?
2) youre the man, go get her.
- james-0
the king! as usual
- jevad0
HAhahaha
- tny0
you go girl!
>that and my proposal for a Streets of San Francisco DVD boxset, which we've already amassed 50,000 signatures for. Who knew Karl Malden's butt-nose was so beloved?
And the beat goes on.
kingjulien
(Mar 4 05, 13:42)
- vburo0
Julien = King.
amusing read.
- sherman0
god speed man...god speed
- grayhood0
you crazy diamond.
if i were your i would video tape that comericial and sent it to her parents.
- johndiggity0
he played the role of data, not 005 in goonies. fyi.
- kingjulien0
She's the blonde, with the fake rack. You know that one.
I don't hate her, we're still tight, so I wouldn't screw her over, it's just tragic she has stars in her eyes, and gets exploited as a result.
"You crazy diamond": that's the second Syd Barret reference this week. I'm flattered and slightly worried.
Yeah, he officially was Data, but he referred to himself as 005 at one point, I think when he first unveiled his gadgets so that Chunk could pass through the gates at the beginning.
By the way, I thought Andrea was hot back in the day, but now I'm second guessing myself.
http://www.cedmagic.com/featured…
Have a good weekend.
- mattyd0
andy still aint bad, except for the adam's apple she is rocking there.
stef, you gotta steer clear of her though... jesus. looks like a scrum just took place on her face.