Busiest Man Alive
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- mattyd
Today I was driving to meet a client on this parkway in Boston. So traffic is pretty heavy and there's this asshole on his cellphone driving like a prick - cutting everyone off, weaving in between lanes constantly. So I pull up next to him at one of the stop lights and I look over to see him talking on the phone while reading the paper. So I thought, "Man, this dude really needs the news." Then I was behind him at the next light (he had cut me off) when I was astonished to see that he got out of his car at the light - whilst on the cellphone - and put one of those yellow ribbon, support the troops magnets on his car and then gets back in and takes off!
This guy does not have the 10 seconds before he leaves his driveway to do that? Is this man really that busy? Never seen anything like it.
Just thought I'd share it. I'm still baffled though it was pretty hilarious to witness.
- GreedoLives0
quintessential masshole
- rasko40
he must have received some really effective spam from all angles all at the same time.
- fawn0
i would have probably had a heartattack if i saw that. i get really bad road rage when i see stupid people like that...
- mogwai0
i dont understand why it is so unnaceptable in america to lightly 'tap' another car with your bumper like in NASCAR. just a tap here and there, not enough to get them in a full spin or anything.
- GeorgiePorgie0
hey thats my father you are talking about
- vwsung18t0
no, GP, i think that was me. i was also masturbating and skinning a cat at the same time.
wait...boston you say, no that wasn't me then
- GeorgiePorgie0
ohhh right it was vw
- tny0
volvo?
- mattyd0
volvo?
tny(Mar 3 05, 07:50)
saab i believe.
- seed0
What an a-hole!
- DonnieTV0
Maybe somebody phoned him to say "look in the paper, there's a reminder to put one of those yellow ribbons on the back of your car"
- mattyd0
Maybe somebody phoned him to say "look in the paper, there's a reminder to put one of those yellow ribbons on the back of your car"
DonnieTV(Mar 3 05, 07:54)
hahahahahaha
- tymeframe0
umm, was his car for sale.
*referring to the "You're An Ass" rant.
- tank0
last week i ran into a speed maniac(in a yellow porsche whatever) in down antwerp.i nearly drvoe this old lady off the road.now that fool had parked at a fancy restuarant near my place,i bumped my pegs(from my bmx) accidently in his car.
kinda immature i know ,but really...what a freakin' maniac.
- benfal990
iam a road-rage candidat
- fawn0
i hate assholes who drive big fancy pick up trucks and park on a diagonal so no one can park beside them in a parking lot. gnrrr
- myobie0
hey! i like to have my own F1 race on the way to work ;)
- k0na_an0k0
i would have sacrificed my morning cup of coffee and thrown it out on his windshield.
what can i say. i'm a rage-a-holic.
- james-0
a while back this asshole and his girlfriend in a jetta cut me off... i caught up with him and cut him off then gave him his lane back just to show my mercy, we're at a light and he starts mouthing off and flipping me the bird... so i just look at his girlfriend and start showing my tongue like i was licking an imaginary lolipop... he got so pissed that he followed me for 10 blocks
- mattyd0
I think the worst I ever did was when I was 17. One night I was driving with my buddy and there was this middle-aged dude walking down the street so my buddy leans out the window and yells 'Suck your own, you douchebag!' Well, we ended up having to turn around and drive back so my buddy sees the dude again and was like 'Hey! I thought I told you to suck your own!' Then my buddy was like 'Dude, lets keep doing it til we get him running.' So we do it about 5-6 more times before we dont see the guy again. Then I'm at a stop sign when this trucks comes barrelling in behind me. So it took a few blocks to realize that I was being followed and it was the dude we yelled at. So I pulled some James Bond-esque driving maneouvers to shake him. The next day we are walking to another one of my friends house when we see his car in a driveway, so of course we had to grab some dogshit and smear it on his windshield.
In retrospect I feel bad because he was just walking. But still, the high speed chase could have been excluded.