k0na_an0k is a punk
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- haverhill
you punk ass!
- mattyd0
he's a small little fuck too.
- fawn0
i heart kona
- haverhill0
I hope youre gdamn happy you small fry strong man.
- kodap0
bahh I was too late
- mattyd0
ya bloody cock mellon
- james-0
ah ya fookin cant hoooowwr!
- haverhill0
YES! i'm a hooooor!
keep em coming. these are weak.
;)
- gruntt0
kona is actually a little girl in pennsylvania.
i've met her.
she sold me cookies.
- haverhill0
see this dude k0na is really a nice guy in real life. smarter than most of you therefore you hate him.
*sneaks out of thread stealing all of k0na's clean undies
- grafholic0
girl scout cookies?
- lifeinbinary0
who/what is this kona you guys speak of?
- mattyd0
i heard k0na uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
- haverhill0
is k0na Amish?
- mg330
I guess this is where I tell you it's probably better not to mess with him?
- blaw0
kona is actually a little girl in pennsylvania.
i've met her.
she sold me cookies.
gruntt
(Mar 2 05, 12:00)----
k0na:
- james-0
she's too tall to be k0na
- opiate0
mg33--HAHAHAH,
those fuckers are the easiest to knock down!!!
- mattyd0
i once saw him scissor kick angela lansbury.
- swollenelbow0
kona crosses state lines to meet girl scouts and "buys" "cookies" from them.
- mattyd0
did i ever tell you about the time i went horseback riding with k0na, but there weren't any horses around? Well, k0na throws a saddle on my back and rides me around wyoming for three days. well wouldn't you know it my stamina increases with each day and i develop tremendous leg muscles. so anyways, k0na decides to enter me in the breeders cup, right? under the name turkish delight. and i'm running in second place, and i'm running and i BREAK MY ANKLE!