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- mattyd
i'm an anti-dentite. haven't been to the dentist in like two years. my dentist sucks, he's just an awful person so i choose not to go to him. but now my wisdom teeth are coming in and they are really starting to hurt.
now my question to you is: do any of you know how to knock them out yourself? are there any specific tools i should use? i'm thinking of picking up some hardcore illegal street drugs to deal with the inevitable pain that comes from this. any ideas on what i should go for in that department? thanks.
- cosmo0
hammer + tooth = pain.
- dippy0
pain + wisdom teeth = dentist
- james-0
my upper right wisdom tooth is coming out too, thank jebus its not crashing into the rest of my teeth but its growing out fast to the side
you my friend should go see a dentist and when he's done, just slap him
- komododwarf0
Like my coach always said when I was faking something, "Suck it up," but since I'm not a coach but a street thug: "I'ma knock your teeth down your throat."
- cosmo0
i need to go to the dentist myself. Need to get a cavity filled. Hate the dentist myself, takes my money away everytime.
- dippy0
uh, dude, why don't you just go to another dentist?
- james-0
i've been to several different dentists and almost all are lying bastards
- mogwai0
are you fucking crazy?
- Point50
I can't believe you actually asked if you could knock them out yourself! Check out the dentist. Please.
- dippy0
hahahaaa... kudos to mogwai for saying what we were all actually thinking.
- komododwarf0
Too say the truth mine came out all at the same time (recently), and on the left side there is this hook bebove the wisdom tooth, it doesn't bother me at all these days.
Quit bitchin', find a female dentist.
I wanna see you act up then, if she is hott.
- Gorbie0
dislocate your jaw so you can reach farther back into your mouth. use a mason's chisel and hammer firmly around the base of the unwanted tooth, stopping periodically to stip copious amounts of blood. use a 3/16 inch masonary drill bit and puncture 3 holes in the tooth - one on top, inside and outside. swish 6 ounces of hydrocchloric acid in your mouth for 15 minutes. tooth should now be a gelatinous texture. scoop out unwanted tooth gelatin with a small tongue depresser. relocate jaw, and rinse mouth with epsom salt and water.
- Pixter0
This movie is a good tutorial:
- james-0
i'd go with the 3/8 inch masonary drill
- mogwai0
*shudders
- mattyd0
thank you gorbie. youre the only one to give me a straight answer so far. ive been down to home depot recently and saw most of the tools you requested. i didnt think they would work but i also didnt think about the jaw dislocation either.
- Gorbie0
if you have a large mouth or a friend to help do the work, you can skip the dislocation.
- one2meny0
Go to the dentist because he doesn't do anything when it comes to pulling wisdom teeth. An anastheseologist will put you under and a Dental Oral Surgeon takes the teeth out, so technically you're dealing with MD's not DDS's. So, you can remain an anti-Dentite as I am while still getting your wisdom teeth pulled legitimately.
- mattyd0
one2meny...
i still gotta go to the bastard to tell him i need my teeth out though, don't i?
- one2meny0
technically yes, but you could totally call and make the appointment just over the phone. These days even if wisdom teeth aren't impacted (even though it sounds like yours are) they prefer to yank them out to prevent complications in the future. Should be able to just schedule everything over the phone.