Constantine
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- FTC
anyone seen this?
i thought it was utter shite, epic crap.
- usrper0
havents eent it yet. i heard its really funny.
- komododwarf0
Movies are complex too understand son. Don't hate epics, or Homer will bitch slap your sorry lifestyle.
- fawn0
i liked it a lot. it was cheesy, but hell it's a keanu reeves movie, and it's based on a comic book. there were so many times it could have taken the usual hollywood crap way of dealing with story lines but it doesn't.
- james-0
haven't seen it, heard it was suprisingly good and entertaining
is it true a gang of priests showed up uzis?
- Clear0
uzis? Damnation, I must see this.
- opiate0
i would just see it for the visulas (hell, demons etc etc.) I heard the look was slik. as far as Reeves, I could care less
- opiate0
i would just see it for the visuals (hell, demons etc etc.) I heard the look was slik. as far as Reeves, I could care less
- cosmo0
some really cool graphics on it though. And Rachel Weisz is pretty.
- komododwarf0
Quick questions, is the movie anyway Dante related, I mean the demons sure did have thier brain eaten out.
- dopepope0
The best part was when the 5 midgets covered in tar jumped into the air and stuck together to form a giant midget, (actually normal guy size)and spit fire and farted blood.
- GreedoLives0
that movie sucked. if you have to see it, rent it on half-off day or steal it from the video store.
- komododwarf0
The movie is about how much people sense fear and too give a good example of how fear is demonstrated in religion, and not an epic or anything you might think of.
It's about the good and the evil
Jesus Christ and the Anticrist.
- TheTick0
(D)Evolution of Keeanu:
"I know Surfing." (no, you don't)
"I know So-Crates!" (no, you don't)
"I know how to drive a bus."
(No, you do..well maybe)"I know Kung Fu."
(no, you don't)Now: "I know the Devil."
(Well, I guess that finally makes your career make some sorta sense)My Constantine review. Visually had moments of interest. Keeanu, still mostly dumb as shit.
- chossy0
It's from one of my favourite graphic novels called 'hellblazer' and I can't think of a worse person to play the lead character john constantine.
I will of course pay money to see the film and completely love it.
- k0na_an0k0
loved the film.
- auricom0
i thought it was rad.
keanu did a fine job.
- FTC0
keanu manages to suck the life out of it with true style,
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- haverhill0
Keyonooooooooooo
- lifeinbinary0
it was alright. was funny at times. in general i felt entertained