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- k0na_an0k0
Why don't you just be nice and respect her in business.
Show her you are willing to work together by offering her a few pieces of your chicklets gum.
Which is really a laxitive.
Yay.
- Blofeldt0
Always an interesting one to explain in casualty or the end of an amorous evening.
- chossy0
true I once did that and the wee chappy got all swolen and hot and when I rubbed it the damn thing leaked all over the place.
- Blofeldt0
Not advisable for Tea
- chossy0
Get her to drink out of a cup that you popped the end of the old chap in he he. I do that all the time to my flatmate. He has started to look at me funny have I given him teh ghey by proxy??.
- _smk0
Bleach in her White Russians.
- _smk0
persuade her to buy Acid (Para's right about free drugs)
- EscalatorWit0
give her acid
- taragee0
walk behind her with a falsie in your hand and yell "hey this fell out of your blouse!!!" aahaha
- gruntt0
post her picture for a photoshop battle.
print the results.
decorate for the party.
- taragee0
haha whoopie cushion!!!
- paraselene0
i take a pretty wide view of recreation.
- UndoUndo0
itching powder and fart gas
- UndoUndo0
hire a biker bitch to come in and make a scene as her enraged butch lover.
paraselene
(Feb 17 05, 05:32)
...................................haha
hot & sweaty fat stripogram [female] sent from dyke ex-lover.
[simialr effect as above without law case)
- taragee0
i wonder if you have those trick chewing gums there - where they turn your whole mouth blue tee hee
- Blofeldt0
You use laxitives and imodium as recreational drugs Para?
- Blofeldt0
If she's drinking white wine, swap it for a glass of cooking oil when she's not looking.
The same trick can be achieved with red wine and blood.
- paraselene0
if i don't like people, i certainly don't go around giving them free drugs.
hire a biker bitch to come in and make a scene as her enraged butch lover.
- _smk0
give her a massive wedgie right in the middle of the dancefloor.
That'll win you pals...
- Blofeldt0
Laxitives, yeah that's a good one. Or Imodium for the opposite effect.