Things To Say To A Neighbor You Never Met Before While Shoveling
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- dippy0
This is probably the longest thread name I've seen.
- taragee0
mattydee i heard ya gettin anotha 6 inches up theah guy
- mattyd0
whats another six inches? am i right?
- taragee0
yeah guys never know what 6 inches *really is :P
- dablammit0
But seriously I was born a woman. Hahaha, am i right???
- mattyd0
my favorite:
Say, want some help there? I'm just kidding; I don't even know you. I have my own damn driveway.
- exador10
now that is just about the funniest thing i've read in ages...
"I sure wish I had a slave. I mean, slavery is an egregious crime against nature, but this shoveling sucks my fucking ass."
damn near killed myself laughing...
and the starwars bit too...
sweet jebus thats funny...great post
ex
- mattyd0
Hey, what if this was all cocaine, huh? Ha ha ha! Am I right?
- jox0
Fucking hilarious!
- mattyd0
* bump for the morning folk
- elahon0
"Hey! I had a dream about you the other night. I killed you. Naw, I'm kidding. It was just a sex dream. Someone else had already killed you."
Haha!
- Blofeldt0
Bumping this for europeans is a mistake as none of it's funny
- chossy0
'Your wife sure is pretty'
'see your wife well don't take this the wrong way but back in high school I used to fuck her'
'some set of cans on your wife there'
'say buddy how old is your daughter'
'hey there pal who's that guy excercising in your bedroom when you are at work'
'man I got the worst case of crabs ever'
'how old is your son'.
- Blofeldt0
"Do you think you could check my Prostate?"
- mattyd0
Bumping this for europeans is a mistake as none of it's funny
Blofeldt(Feb 9 05, 04:55)
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yeah, if you have no sense of humor.
- k0na_an0k0
that was some funny shit.
- mattyd0
i figured it was up your alley kona...
- mg330
I wouldn't bother with this driveway but I need a quick getaway after I kill my wife.
- mg330
I've got some coupons to [local topless club] if you son is interested.
- mg330
I see your lights on pretty late sometimes, I hope my wife and I aren't keeping you up. She's a loud one!