the pope
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- dopepope0
Well the scriptures speak of a Pope that always insisted on mass quantites.
- dr_strangedub0
well, i will tell you of two embellished myths of western culture that cannot be reconciled...
this guy Jesus and this Pope
what do they have to do with one another?
in fact, what does Christianity have to do with 'jesus'?
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- bittikoffer10
K, The REASON the pope and c. church don't approve of condoms is because it stops the little sperm from getting inside of the little egg. We all know that. Now, as far as abstinence...
Ever know any kids that don't have a daddy? How about those kids born to unfit mothers. Again, we all know it happens. The church doesn't want that because they see the ideal family as two parents and children. Have kids if you're ready and when I go screwing women then not call them the next morning, (Which doesn't happen) I'm being irresponsibe because I don't want kids and if one pops out, I'm not going to be ready. Condoms break and the pill's not 100% safe against my very aggressive spermies. THAT'S why you shouldn't have sex before marriage.
Oh, the condom thing though, that's just a crazy Catholic thing, I don't know what the hell they're thinking on that one.
- eventual0
- It's unknowable for our simple little transient minds. It can't be explained on youtube.CygnusZero4
- bittikoffer10
Oh, and anal's okay with the pope, I checked.
Oops, came out wrong. I mean to say that anal sex with a WOMAN (NOT the pope) is okay.
- -leah-0
puter this is what i was refering to
- moth0
abstinence? you could have abstinence with condoms. People are DYING! And the Church couldn't give a shit! They have the power to stop it... abstinence isn't a part of this at all.
Humans fuck. It's what they do.
Men infected in some African countries will rape babies to try and cure themselves. They don't need morals and abstinence, they need to hear some truths from their all-loving church...
- puter0
I stand to be corrected-
It IS the Pope anf the churches fault that AIDS exist in Africa and hell mind as well say the rest of the world. Because that son of a bitch doesn't believe in pre-marital sex for 2000 years and he refuses to help the "dying" continue to fuck with plastic on their penises!
ASSHOLE!
Doesn't the Pope realize that EVERYONE in the world listens to him (look how many do here) that he is the ONLY voice in Africa and the ONLY one who can get cheap condoms to have the nuns pass around- and if he would just approve penis wraps all the dying will cease to exist and the world can fuck once more.
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John Paul- the king of AfricaIt is not the Popes responsibilty to let the world fuck, even if it is to prevent death-
It is his responsibility to preach the word of his lord.I wouldn't expect a Catholic Pope to promote sex nor would I expect a Jewish Rabia to do hot dog commercials.
Africa's problem need to be resolved- no doubt- but if the Popes solutions are not fitting then someone else needs to inforce the alternative.
- -sputnik-0
^ now THAT was funny
- rabattski0
puter, you're the only one who talks about wishing someone dead. maybe you should reread this thread, or not, actually i don't care, you know since the vatican helped the nazis, helped the us government during the cold war, having such an obvious political agenda and having sent and still sending so many people into their death because of their rules i actually don't care about the vatican.
- Donvitoviti0
ahaha.... wahoo.. my 3 mintues of spare time photoshopping paid off!
- -sputnik-0
yes, it sure did
made my crappy day, thanx don ;)
- rabattski0
the truth? well since it took 'em 300 years to find out that the word wasn't flat it'll prolly take about 600 years more to come up with that moth.
- mrdobolina0
nice one.