Ze drem of a united urop
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- pascii
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's
Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and
has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as
"Euro-English." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly,
this will make sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favour of "k." This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one
letter less. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words
like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes
are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which
have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go
away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v." During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be
dropd from vords containing "ou" and after ze fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil
sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum
tru. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Zen ve vil rul ze
vorld!!!!
- rasko40
BREAKING NEWS
the dinosaurs have been deleted.
- pascii0
argh is it so old...?
- enjine0
ouch
- GeorgiePorgie0
unite!
- janne0
hahaha, rasko!
that's much funnier then the timeline!