dammit!!
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- vespa
wheeeeres mah thread yer bastarts!!!!
- MX_OnD0
sorry vespa, ah fucken ate it - ran oota nik-naks an' mars bars an' hungry as fuck
- paraselene0
i nevver sah the fuuuker. wahs' es name ah tha lil' basturt?
- _smk0
your trouble ya wee prick...
- paraselene0
how is my scottish coming?
- _smk0
pure and utter shite - yer a twisted wee bawbag and nae mistake =)
- max_prophet0
is that a scottish accent? You scottish guys are wierd with your skirts and hideous ginger hair, not to mention your are ALL alcoholic wife beaters and can't hold down a steady job. That's what the immigrants are like here anyhows.
I hear that Scotland sponges loads of cash from England because they are an economic disaster even though they hate the English and have created some government of their own or something like that, sounds pretty neat for a bunch of winos.
Believe don't grieve!
- vespa0
HAAAHAAaaaaaa aw ah luv youse guys *sniff*
- paraselene0
WIIICKKKKEED! i always wanted to be a twisted wee bawbag and nae mistake.
smk, you've singlehandedly made all my dreams come true.
*swoon
- vespa0
* excludes max_prophet from luv
- k0na_an0k0
you two magnificent bastards had me swearing scottish all last night and i've come to the conclusion that i suck at it although it's mad fun.
- max_prophet0
as if I want any love from a hairy fucking scottish hobo, probably stink of whisky and spend your days moaning about the good old days.
- _smk0
MX is the king - I am a mere acolyte Parsalene... direct your warm goodness in his direction...
- _smk0
forgive my poor spelling of your name little one...
- vespa0
git tae fuck "hairy fucking scottish hobo" ya bawbag eh shite!
ahm an ozzie burd ahll have yer nae!!
- MX_OnD0
the original fucken dammit:
http://www.newstoday.com/pv-an/v…
Bastart awmost fucken drowned, wiz sinkin' fast like... ma lungs is fucken bursten ya hoor but ah fucken saved it fer ye's aww, ken?
- max_prophet0
I shoulda known, a scot wino with kilt induced sexual orientation problems, it all makes sense now.
- vespa0
"sorry vespa, ah fucken ate it"
haha god MX i pictured you as fat bastart just then eatin ded bebbies!!
- paraselene0
*while directing warm goodness
yer fergiveen, smk, yah wee hoor! end ahl thenk yeh messt kinndly fer triien ta spell mah neme.
bah tha weey, es ma accent improveen?
- Point50
um, bloody shizzle?
- Kuz0
see yoo jimmy
rab c nesbit
och aye tha noo