wicked resumés
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- spiralstarez
Searched the DB but not too much...
Have to write up the resume for a job I'm applying for tonight and just wondering if anyone has a kick-ass resumé or creative way of presenting it they don't mind sharing.
Hate the resumé write and need inspiration :-)
- mg330
Written in blood, envelope stamped in blood.
- spiralstarez0
the restraining order from the last time I did that just expired... :-)
- tparsons0
If you can't figure out how to be creative and original with your resumé, GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS NOW!
- 5timuli0
"Dear Bastard..."
- BillGates0
Hire me because I am AWESOME!
- mr_snuggles0
I send all my info out on a graphic tee.
- Rand0
I hate it when I get one of those clever resumes with a jokey, "attention grabbing" theme
- spiralstarez0
"If you can't figure out how to be creative and original with your resumé, GET OUT OF THE BUSINESS NOW!"
*sigh* do people just loom on here all day waiting to post this or similar comments?
So you mean to tell me you never surf people's portfolios or work when you are getting inspired to do your own?
- imakedesign0
put instructions on the back on how to fold the paper into a waste paper basket.
- tparsons0
Be honest with yourself, don't you think you should be able to come with something on your own?
BTW, The last time I needed a resume, there was no internet. So the answer to your question is no.
- BZZZP0
scrawl it in chalk on the side of a missle.
- fusionpixel0
I think the problem here was to say it was for your own resume. No that you should have lied, but at least not make it ovious that you need something to copy-cat from ;o)
- forcetwelve0
just make it clear and concise - ensure that everything the employer might need to know is there.
and whatever you do - don't print it on that opaque coloured paper and stick it in a fancy envelope = 1992.
!!
(check your email...)
- gfro0
"Put instructions on the back on how to fold the paper into a waste paper basket."
Bravo, that was great.
- jpowell0
there was a guy who sent a cake for a follow-up/thank you.
said something like
john doe for AD
555-5555pretty good cake too.
- iDp0
jpowell shit I didnt know you worked there man...I'm John Doe dude.
That cake...I sent...will make you sterile.
but seriously you ate a cake a stranger sent?? You sir...have balls. They just don't produce sperm anymore...but you got em.
- BonSeff0
clean ed
- danny_boy0
Carve it on your chest with a razor blade and then 'deliver' yourself to your potential employer personally. Open your shirt to 'reveal' and hey presto...if they don't hire you I'd be amazed.
- alexkxs0
tparsons D: