English street trash
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- kezza_20
chav-tastic
- mrdobolina0
how is that burberry hat some sort of status symbol, it looks gay.
- toe_knee0
we call em knackers in ireland.
Instead of suped up cars they all have pieball ponys
- toe_knee0
but you gotta love what they call all the statues in dublin
- mrdobolina0
the slang from that opart of the world blows my mind.
- tuig0
we have guys who make this
- Kuz0
I think i'm a chav in brown skin....
- jevad0
I skated cantelowes all the time back in the mid-late 90's man....full of chav bastards back then too....
- Gilt0010
Gobshite chav, i'll scull your peggy dell, manky gicker and it'll cost you the cock and hen!
- JazX0
Chavs Jokes
1.What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe...
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary!
- moth0
hahahahahaaa
- el_chilaquil0
In mexico we call them nacos, but there's actually subdivisions
- JazX0
lol
- Blofeldt0
Just another way for the bourgeoisie to look down on the proletariat for being ill educated, rough, common and having no style in order to make themselves feel superior.
And I love it! Oi, You fucking chav's, get some class! ;)
- JazX0
hahah this is fun
- pascii0
what uniques them is the bad language. i fear we have more skinheads here in swizz than chavs... *sigh*
- bentzen0
in vancouver (canada) we have an entire suburb of these guys: Surrey. they're in other suburbs too and where i live (east van) unfortunately. girls with their babies on the bus talking on their cell phones about some "bitch" they want to beat up. i just want to smack them. of course, they'd hurt me so i don't.
- JazX0
lol, bentzen
- mogwai0
yeah, we're so much better than all those people. i bet they dont even have ipods, or internets.
- MLVR0
Just saw 'The football factory'... full of them chavs... I doubt the real life chavs are sporting Aquascutum and Stone Islands to that extent though...
More like fokkin umbro you twats...
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I'd never wear something as inexpensive as burberry
Rand(Dec 15 04, 13:30)
lol... I see rand all dressed up in a bottega leather suit..