howy wishes
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- peteski
he had that thing
- k0na_an0k0
i wishes i knew what the hell we're talking about.
- mayo0
a bowl of corn?
- k0na_an0k0
a catchy tune that i can skip home from work singing to?
- k0na_an0k0
a jet boat with wheels so i can drive it on the highway?
- k0na_an0k0
a pair of howy's underwear that i can sell on ebay for $2.50 so i can buy the hotdog that's been spinning in the cafeteria for 3 weeks?
- k0na_an0k0
another plastic bag cause the hobo i stuffed into this one is starting to leak?!?
- k0na_an0k0
for a magical toothpick that magically orders dominos pizza?
- k0na_an0k0
that he had read the instructions for the ab blaster 2000 before using it backwards and getting a washboard hairy back?!?
- mayo0
for a catapult actually made of cats?
- mayo0
tickets for the PM Dawn reunion tour?
- mayo0
a thong made out of onion rings?
SHUT. UP. I want a pair of those too!
- peteski0
he decided to look up how to spell "howie" before posting
- mayo0
- k0na_an0k0
a nice cold skittlebraw.
what?!? no skittlebraw?!? then a pack of skittles and a miller lite.
- _salisae_0
omg those are awesome!
- k0na_an0k0
for an ergonomical toilet seat. owie howy's butt hurts.
- gruntt0
...in a condom before he stuck it into "Itchy" the whore?
- _salisae_0
did you set your brain to random, kona?