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- MrDinky
it seems as though there are alot of questions floating around such as legal issues to relationship problems.
I thought i post this so people can ask me questions and give answers to your 'web' life problems.
- mr_snuggles0
Dear Dinky,
How many fibres are intertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit? How many times did the Batmobile catch a flat?
yours truly,
mr.snuggles
- DutchBoy0
Mr.Dinky, has my homosexuality got anything to do with my childhood obsession for batman and robin?
- MrDinky0
Dear Mr Snuggles
3 Feet High and Rising is the debut album from American hip hop trio De La Soul. Released amid the 1989 boom in gangsta rap, which gravitated towards hardcore, violent lyrics, De La Soul's uniquely positive style made them an oddity beginning with the first single, "Me, Myself and I". Their positivity meant many observors labeled them a "hippie" group, based on their declaration of the "D.A.I.S.Y. Age" (da inner sound, y'all). Sampling artists as diverse as Johnny Cash, Hall & Oates, Steely Dan's "Peg" and The Turtles, 3 Feet High and Rising is often viewed as the stylistic beginning of 1990s alternative hip hop (especially jazz rap), including A Tribe Called Quest, Mos Def and Guru. The album has been called extremely postmodern (such as by Rolling Stone magazine). With the exception of "Do As De La Does", there is no profanity on the album, in stark contrast to most hip hop albums from the time period. "Jenifa Taught Me", "Tread Water" and, especially "The D.A.I.S.Y. Age" are two of De La Soul's most popular songs among their fans.
Hope this helped you
Cheers
Dinky
- Jie_P0
Dear Dinky,
Is santa real?
- k0na_an0k0
Mr. Dinky
My virtual crotch itches... er... I mean a 'friends' virtual crotch itches.
What can he do?
Yours truly
kOna
- MrDinky0
Dea Dutchy
Recent writings about homosexuality have tended toward either dry science or trendy self-help. But the mystery of human sexuality cannot be summed up using only psychoanalitic or biological models. From the rape of Ganymede to Michelangelo’s loves, from the relationship of Batman and Robin to the letters between Freud and Jung, this voyage speaks eloquently about the complex relationships between men. “A substantial and imaginative study ... pleasurable and edifying.”
Cheers
Dinky
- DutchBoy0
Doctor Dinky,
My 'friends neighbour' has his weiner stuck in a guinea pig? how can my 'friends neighbour' free the guinea pig from suffering?
- DutchBoy0
awesome, thanks dr. dinky.
- MrDinky0
Dear Jie P
No he is not.
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist cihldren, that reduces the workload to to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travel east to west (which seemes logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the
chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these
91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc.This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000
times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made
vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per
second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming
that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds),
the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably
described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more
than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could
pull TEN TIMES the normal anount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even
nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even
counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons.
Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles per second creates enourmous air
resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as
spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer
will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short,
they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer
behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.
The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a
second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06
times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)
would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
- cosmo0
Mr. Dinky,
Should we mark our territories by peeing all around?
Your truly,
cosmo.
- jevad0
Dear Dinky
Often at time I find myself wondering what it would be like to stick my dick in a blender.
SHould I try it?
Thanks
Jevad
- MrDinky0
Dear Kona
A "machine-like" approach to people
In explaining his "courtship" process with Black, Farley sounds like he's outlining a sub-routine for a client-server program: "I had the right to ask her out. She had the right to refuse. When she did not refuse in a cordial way, I felt I had the right to bother her."In attempting to find a girlfriend, Dilbert proceeds by writing a long list of highly detailed specs, as if embarking on a particularly complicated engineering project. Also, Dilbert longs for the day when virtual reality (and thus, virtual crotch-surfing) is cheaper than dating actual women.
cheers
- Jie_P0
Dear Dinky,
Are you God?
- derek30
Dear Mr. Dinky,
Should I give myself a stranger?
Thanks,
Derek
- cosmo0
dear mr. dinkster,
should I make out with the blow up doll in my closet?
thanks,
cosmo.
- meok0
dear dinky,
How are you?
yours,
Loc
- Jie_P0
Dear Dinky,
Why not?
- MrDinky0
Dear Dutchy
Knowing how to properly sex guinea pigs is KEY to preventing unwanted and unexpected pregnancies.
Sexing can be done at any age. If babies are sexed very early, it is best to confirm the sex at about two weeks.
Boars MUST be separated from their mother at 3 to 4 weeks--3 weeks if they are normal and healthy, 4 weeks only if they need an extra health boost and are showing no signs of mounting behavior. Never leave a boar with his mother or sisters longer than 4 weeks.
The traditional "Y" and "i" method can be confusing. Make sure to use several "signs" to confirm the correct sex.
If you are at all unsure about the sex, do NOT take your pig to a pet store to ask them. Take your pig to a COMPETENT small animal or exotic vet. There are many documented stories of vets missexing guinea pigs. Make sure you go to a vet who really knows what they are looking at. The life of your guinea pig could depend on it.
so please make sure you know the sex of your guinea pig before you have sex with it.
cheers
- DutchBoy0
Dear Dinky,
is it true you just copy and paste all that stuff from other sites like: http://www.soundbitten.com/07149… ?
- MrDinky0
Dear Cosmo
here is simlar story regrading your peeing
http://www.sorabji.com/strangle/…
The Human brain is a complex organ. The strange thing is that we HUMANS only use about 10% of our brain in a life time. There are certain characteristics of our "primal" side that still remains active, and that portion of our brain still influences everything we do. Animals have the same primal instincts as we do, only these instincts are not affected by high intelligence, take a dog for example, a dog marks his territory by pissing on it...we HUMANS mark our territory on a more large scale...with borders and flags......countries and states...these define OUR land, like a dog except on a larger scale.
cheers