walked in on my boss
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- del_razor
I just came up to work to get online, as i don't have a net connection here yet (just moved)..
open the door.. and he's in the lobby using one of the chairs to shag his girlfriend..
i'm like.. whoops.. um.. safe to come in?.. (she scrambles behind the secretary's desk) "sure.. hey greg.. what's up?"
lol man.. i told him i'd just walk to my office.. which i did.. and closed the door.. but now i'm not sure if he's still out there or what.. i'm playin loud music.. and they've got the jukebox in the lobby blairing..
anyone ever been caught in this situation before???
////del
- butterdragon0
no i haven't. that is hilarious though.
- abizzyman0
hahahahahahahaha!!!
dude... I'm AMAZED you went into your office... that's incredible...
... I'd of turned and walked out.
- versa0
you are either fired, or in the perfect "mutual respect" position with your new "dirt" and will NEVER be fired
- < thiszenmasterfoo
- time to ask to be vice presidentMiguex
- Haha this is so true!Hombre_Lobo
- 2cent0
bwahahahaha... oh man, thats fuckin classic.
i thought you were gonna say he was slapping his meat to some tranny porn.
- del_razor0
honestly..
i think it's the latter Versa..i was rooming with him for a month before i found my place up here..
the company is only 4 guys.. i'm the animator/designer.. then we've got an editor.. and my "bosses" the founders.. who shoot the film and video..i've met the girl before.. and i was doin laundry last week at his place.. and almost did the exact same thing..(i've got a key to his place)
anyway.. the lobby was pitch black.. so walking to my office wasn't that bad really..
next time this shit happens though.. imma be like "yo.... you bring enough to share with the class?"
he's 47 and i think she's like 25(my age)
go figure..
they just left btw....
////del
- versa0
i figured ;) , just fun to say ...
but i would look into some seat covers tomorrow
- kezza_20
buy him a chair cover. maybe some kind of sexy velour one
- Neuarmy0
yea, but did you see boobs or anything?
- del_razor0
i saw her ass for a second or 2 pop up over the desk... the seat cover thing sounds like a good idea for an x-mas present..
get the company logo embroidered or something..
- kezza_20
A 'wipe clean' seat cover just for emphasis.
- del_razor0
wow.. i got all my holidays covered..
chair costume for halloween, and a seat cover for x-mas..
hmm.. turkey basting syringe for thanksgiving ;)
- -leah-0
lol scarabin!
not a bad idea :P
- konspiracy0
you got any security cameras in your building ?
tell your boss you've got it taped !...then try for a payrise ;)
- abizzyman0
so... does your boss know about NT?... is he a regular? :)
- Chip0
Love it.
Anyone else shagged in the office ever?
- abizzyman0
I've made a mess of more than my share of workplaces... but never a full-on shag.
- carver0
sheeesh, i'll tell you about a time when i was bunking at a mate of mine in poland right. it was before i'd done my risk management degree an that, and a considerable time before i earned an honest brass fucking razooooo, anyway, i'm staying behind this sofa, in a lovely sorta bay window area, an i'm getting meself quite a decent shuteye. suddenly the door opens and there's the obligatory scratchin' for the light and i can hear it's a couple necking right. so they're going at it with the tongues and the boys getting her hitched up on the radiator and carver here is peering round the back of the sofa,by this time i'm nursing a semi, well, nearly hard. the pair of them are now getting quite into it, shes got the tights at her knees and she's all legs akimbo on the fucking sofa where i'm sleeping behind. so here i am, slithering up the back of the sofa under this tartan travel rug, my beady little eyes poking out under the tassles and trained on this polish birds arse, then she's saying to the kid.. ah, uh, Yuri, Yuri..., "in the backstage, in the backstage...", and there's this bearded fucking farmer monster, piston-action, like he's knocking in fenceposts.. by now i'm tugging away like a madthing with her pants on me head right, and they're still going at it hammer an' fucking tongs and i blow my load up the back of the sofa and pass out! christ, i got back in the bed pritty early the next night, but they never came back. bastards! daft eh?
- abstrakt0
lol
- de4k0
bwwwaaaah ahah