I love you
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- spifflink
yes i do
- JazX0
sweetness, wow and I only thought it was my mom
- welded0
You're smothering me, I need my space. It's not you, it's me. Wait, no, it is you.
- jox0
Screw you man. You're just gonna use me.
- k0na_an0k0
even when i make you do all teh work?!?
- gruntt0
go make me a sandwich.
- jevad0
get me a beer then
- spifflink0
i always say 'go make me brownies woman' to my girlfriend, and i always get beat up....and the worst part is i dont get any brownies! wtf!
- yarsrevenge0
Go put on a helmet for me and I'll show you how much love hurts!
- Rand0
and while you're at it, pick up my underwear
- gruntt0
after my sandwich i'll be expecting some hand release.
love rocks.
- DutchBoy0
bend over and prove it.
- ricstultz0
I would like to have my dishes done.... oh, and while you're at it can you sit in at work for me. That would be great. And there's a nice little car wash down the road for $4.50. If you can pay for the wash I'll buy you an Ice cream cone later.
Thanks, your the best.
- k0na_an0k0
if you love me you'll let me bring your sister into our relationship.
- k0na_an0k0
and possibly your mother.
- ricstultz0
If you loved me you wouldn't have locked me out at three in the moring wearing nothing but my socks.... ok, to be fair, yes Jose was drunk. But he had to sleep it off somewhere... right?
- swollenelbow0
can you loofah my ass? if you do then i know you love me forever.
- gruntt0
i love you too.
now when we're in the same room, i won't hesistate to fart outloud.
- ricstultz0
*loud fart noise.
me too.
- swollenelbow0
*pprrrrrrrrrtttt
- gruntt0
it smells like love in here.