R.I.P. Rodney
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- thinkmule
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Rodney Dangerfield, the goggle-eyed comic famed for his self-deprecating one-liners and signature phrase "I can't get no respect," died on Tuesday at age 82, his publicist said.
Dangerfield, who became a pop culture sensation with a string of broad film comedies starting with "Caddyshack" in 1980, died at 1:20 p.m. PDT (4:20 p.m. EDT) at the UCLA Medical Center, where he had undergone heart valve replacement surgery in August, spokesman Kevin Sasaki said in a statement.
- ikbenvanrijn0
he was the funniest guy when i was growing up
- mrdobolina0
FUCK, I loved that guy. Im going to pop in the caddyshack dvd after the debate.
- designerror0
mine too..
if i had a rich uncle in america, i would want him to look like Rodney!
- canuck0
Damn. I could relate to that guy
-I get no respect. haha
aghh he will be missed.
- blaw0
oh, no. that sucks. :(
- jevad0
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- BonSeff0
one of the best comic actors.
rip oldtimer
- thinkmule0
"Nice kid...good kid...now I know why tigers eat their young."
- peteski0
"I walk into a gay and ask the bartender for a double ....
he brought out a guy that looked like me".
- abizzyman0
"Marriage is a 3 ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
- thompson0
respek
- GreedoLives0
that sucks...
RIP"I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy....I'd have nothing to play with. "
- thinkmule0
R>D> Jokes of the Day.
When we got married my wife told me I was one in a million. I found out she was right!
September 1
I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a dog." He told me to get off his couch.September 2
Oh, when I was a kid, everyone thought I got plenty of girls. I used to go to a drive-in movie and do push-ups in the backseat of my car.September 3
I was making love to one girl, I told her, "You're so flat-chested." She said, "Get off my back."September 4
I said to one girl, "Come on, honey, I'll show you where it's at." She said, "You better, 'cause the last time I couldn't find it."September 5
Oh, when I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler with me. Yeah, just in case I have to prove something.September 6
Oh, when I was a kid, when my parents went shopping, they always took me with them - that way they could park in a handicapped section.September 7
What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped me!September 8
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told me from now on I have to pay in advance.September 9
I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at prisons and wait for parolees.September 10
Oh, this girl was fat, when she walks backward, she starts beeping. I mean, fat. She asked me why my eyes were bulging, I told her, "You're standing on my foot!"September 11
A lot of girls turn me down. One girl turned me down, she said she had to go to work in the morning. I told her, "I'll be finished by then!"September 12
I tell you, I'm not a sexy guy. I was the centerfold for Playgirl magazine. The staples covered everything!September 13
I'm getting old. I got no sex life. I get tired just holding up the magazine. At my age, I like to get sex over quickly. Then I can get to the nap.September 14
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. And I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab!September 15
One time my whole family played hide and seek. They found my mother in Pittsburgh!September 16
Oh, last week was a rough week. I noticed my gums were shrinking. I was brushing my teeth with Preparation H.September 17
Oh, my wife loves vacations. The other night she told me, "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I took her to a men's room.September 18
With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.September 19
I'm trying a new diet now. The diet is Viagra and prune juice. I tell ya, I don't know if I'm coming or going.September 20
People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon...September 21
Oh, when I was a kid in show business I was poor, I used to go to orgies to eat the grapes.September 22
Oh, when I was a kid I was poor. We were so poor, when my father died; they asked my mother, "Paper or plastic?"September 23
Last night I came home, I walked in the house, I picked up the extension. My wife was having phone sex with some guy. I told the guy, "Don't let her fool you, she's faking it."September 25
I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave.September 26
I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!September 27
You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two."September 28
I had a good time last week. I did a show; the whole audience was midgets. I got a standing ovation - I didn't even know it!September 29
I tell ya, with me, sleep is important. Well, last night I went to bed, I couldn't sleep. I started to count sheep - I got horny!September 30
When I was a kid I got no respect. I worked in a pet store. People kept asking how big I get.
- tara|gee0
ive had better food at the ballpark - i tell ya, this steak has marks from where the jokey was hittin it lol
- -kappa-0
LEGEND...RIP Rodney
- raybolger20
"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up."
- 2cent0
R.I.P. Rodney.
- driftlab0
"Hey Wang, don't tell em' you're Jewish... it's a private club."
"Hey, you scratched my anchor."