want cash? - freelance catering staff needed
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- octopus
My friend has a catering company and is staffing for a wedding this weekend. The date is sturday and the pay is cash. please email me with your resume and phone number if interested.
- slinky0
you do realize this is not a community of waiters??
although i used to be and many of us probably were... i am not sure you will find a waiter here... although i could be wrong.
- kld0
not to mention there is no info like where you're at and where the work will happen.
- k0na_an0k0
i'll do it so long as i can wear my underwear outside my pants.
- Point50
Do I need to proficient in ActionScript? I am an expert in Photoshop and Illustrator. References provided upon request...
- Point50
What? You need more marinara for the chicken and herb raviolis?
*sticks dick in mash potatoes
- gruntt0
i'll do it, but only if kona is there.
- welded0
You know, I'm hurting for money, but still... a man's got his pride. For now, at least. Try me in two months, I could probably use the food.
* this is an odd thread.
- k0na_an0k0
i was a waiter/bartender once. don't even ask me what i used to stir steaming hot coffee with. taught me a valuable lesson the sixth or seventh time.
*hinting that it was his penis
- octopus0
sorry - he is looking for wait staff as well as a couple of chefs. He is a vegan chef trying to run his own freelance business, surely you guys understand what that's like.
- welded0
- "Want cream with that?"
- ".... No".
- k0na_an0k0
actually, the more i think about it the more i want to do it chipendale style to make even MORE extra money. would that be ok? call me? i can send some nude photos for you to view.
- Point50
*breaking out $1's for kOna_anOk
- octopus0
please post a link to the nude photos and we'll see if you want the cut not not. If not we'll give you the geek make over.
- gruntt0
a few minutes ago i was on this site called Newstoday® but somehow I ended up in the employment section of some brooklyn paper... the interweb is nutty.
- kld0
by your profile I'm assuming all this is taking place in and around NYC?
* searches expedia for plane tix and counts $1 dollar bills
- Spix0
will you fly me in?
- octopus0
yeah that is actually my fault. I was rushing and forgot to say NYC. My apologies. Next topic please...
- k0na_an0k0
yeah that is actually my fault. I was rushing and forgot to say NYC. My apologies. Next topic please...
octopus
(oct 4 04, 12:21)====
how much you're willing to pay me to wear a black bowtie and thong and how many dollar bills do you have to stuff down my crotch? oh, and is the bride hot?!?
- tara|gee0
k OH OH OH OH naaaaaaa
- k0na_an0k0
k OH OH OH OH naaaaaaa
tara|gee
(oct 4 04, 12:25)==================
heh heh. i like the sound of that.