One liner jokes...
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- HumanMale
Q. Who are the coolest people who work in the hospital?
A. The ultrasound people...
More please. Cheer yourselves up on a Monday.
- gruntt0
a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says, "why the long face?"
- slinky0
today sucks. leave me alone.
- mrdobolina0
not a one liner, but one of the nastiest jokes I have heard in a minute...
What is 18 inches long, has a purple head and makes women scream?
CRIB DEATH!
haha sorry.
- DutchBoy0
haha, funny one, slinky.
- wendell-1
Q: as the one man is flying up out of his job window 114 floors high going down to kill him self, so why is it then he is so-oo sad and thinks more often than about it was not so-oo cool idea to kill him self?
A: it is him being so-oo sad as as he is going down to death on the street from 114 floors he falls past office 29 and then hear can hear the sound of a telephone ringing he is sad as after the atom attack there 1 person left in the world to which maybe he can meet and (maybes have sex together with!!!)
- slinky0
for real... today sucks.
- Elfangio0
A women walks to the doc...
W: ahmm, I have a problem...
D: thats why you come to see me, what is it?
W: I have a...ahmm...a dildo stuck in my...ahmm...vagina!!
D: Wow, thats not a problem, we can take it out easly...
W: Well I dont want to take it out...just want to change the batery!hahaha
- swollenelbow0
wendell you crazy imposter.
- gruntt1
a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap.
the doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
- donal-3
Why do black people limp?
Because their Knee grows
- Kuz2
What did the deaf dumb blind parapalegic get for christmas?
Cancer
- donal0
knock knock
Whos there?
Runip....
(finish it off yourselves)
- tileeater0
what's brown a sticky?
a stick.
- tileeater0
what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
- gruntt0
what's green and hangs from trees?
giraffe snot.
- iLotion0
What's grey and sits at the end of your bed taking the piss?
A kidney dialysis machine.
- hUtCh1
I'm am ashamed to admit that I've remembered this joke...
Q: How do you gety a gay guy to shag a woman?
A: Cr*p in her c*nt!
Like I said, sorry. :o(
- d5ive0
I have to add one of my favorites.
Q: What do you call two blonde chicks sitting in the front seat of a car?
A: Air bags
- d5ive0
Those are great tileeater.
- nospacebar-1
What's the best part about having sex with twenty one year olds?
There's twenty of them!