Paris Hilton
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- -leah-0
noooooooo taragee! :P
- stevii0
So who here hasnt fucked her yet?
- jevad0
"bend over while Jevad spanks ya..."
hahahahha
god she's 'orrible
- pascii0
she looked better before.
- vwsung18t0
she looked better before.
pascii
(sep 29 04, 09:30)agreed
- slice0
the Paris Hilton thing -- she can't act, she can't sing, she's not funny, she's not smart, she's not interesting, she's not even that attractive ... and yet she's an A-list celebrity right now. Some things just can't be explained.
Time for a quick Paris story ...
On the day of the Super Bowl last February, I ended up in a six-car, police-escorted caravan that included both Hilton sisters. Don't ask. Anyway, when we arrived at the stadium, they shepherded our swollen group to a separate entrance, so the sisters wouldn't be bothered by common people and all. But there was some sort of holdup, so we ended up standing around for a few minutes, while my friend Paul cracked jokes like "Paris's butt is flatter than a manhole cover" and "When we get through security, Paris is probably going to frisk them."
Of course, Nicky and Paris stepped to the side for a cigarette break; and since they were only about 10 feet away, we watched them sucking down cigs and smiling at one another, like they were having a telepathic conversation that only included phrases like "This sucks" and "You have my lighter, right?" They looked like two quivering extra-terrestials -- barely clothed, fake tans, maybe 180 pounds combined, absolutely nothing to say to one another. It was riveting. I mean, the Patriots ended up WINNING THE SUPER BOWL, and watching the Hilton sisters share a butt was my most vivid memory of the day. That's how weird it was.
I don't know why I'm telling you this.
- 2cent0
anyone have a link to her latest home movie?... paris part II
- magicpatch0
shes no anne of green gables
- k1netika0
I've been saving up for a third eye, though I haven't decided on the color yet....
- vwsung18t0
get a chameleon eye that changes with your mood like a mood ring
- kingjulien0
Just because I like to go against the grain, let me say that it always amuses me when people get all up and arms over Paris Hilton. The guys who foam at the mouth in anger over her are so obviously transferring their own insecurities about not being able to date hot women onto her. And the women who roll their eyes and call her a slut are disgusted at their own inability to look hot.
Paris hilton is an easy target. She's blonde, skinny, and rich, We've been bombarded with her presence in the last year and a half, and while that's annoying, it's really the CEO's and marketing director's fault, not her. Yes, she's probably not as intelligent as the rest of you, but she doesn't need to be. She's sexy, and if I was sexy. I wouldn't pursue any intellectual paths either.
I don't have any spite or bitterness towards people just because they've obtained fame or they are good looking. If Paris wants to f**k every singer and actor in Hollywood, I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it. And if I had the chance to tax it, I'd crush it in a second, and any male who says otherwise is living in major denial, unless they already have a significant other that they love to death...
Okay, go head and tell me I'm a chump. I already know...
- axid0
what does it matter? she looks way better, so it's prefect.
- tough-actin0
kingjulien you run on centance
mother f***
she aint sexy, shes flashy
big difference
people talk about her cause they wish they had her dough
if she didn't have her money she'd be on
jerry springerpeople are fascinated how rich people can get through life on such little intelligence
or so they think...
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- kingjulien0
kingjulien you run on centance
mother f***
she aint sexy, shes flashy
big difference
people talk about her cause they wish they had her dough
if she didn't have her money she'd be on
jerry springerpeople are fascinated how rich people can get through life on such little intelligence
or so they think...
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tough-actin
(sep 29 04, 11:21)tough-actin, I don't even need to respond to your retarded diatribe. I'll give you five bucks the next time you make even the smallest semblance of sense.
It's also quite ironic that you question anybody's intelligence or grammar skills.
Look in the mirror homey. You might not like what you find, but at least self-awareness is the first step towards moving beyond the neanderthal stage..
- -leah-0
hmmmm so me thinking that paris is an anorexic bleach blonde plastic surgery "ditsy" little girl who has been spoiled rotten her whole life and probably has no concept of reality makes me jealous because i could never be that sexy? i don't think so.
i may not look like a super model but damn i am pretty happy with myself. she is a total product that is forced upon us and now all i see is 14 year old "paris" teeny boppers running around looking like whores.
i dont think i have a point here, i am just ranting. i do wish i had her money however... :O
- tough-actin0
kj just playin man
this a chat thread
not a cover letter
king thesaurus
and i'm well aware
of irony
so
give me my 5 bucks
my NT homey
:)
- vwsung18t0
can i have $5, kingkullen?
- no_info0
doncha know... porn tapes on the net are the ultimate accessary. I mean chaaaaaa being a whore is hotter than retro 80's. I am like sooooo jealous. I need to go out and get banged in an alley on tape right now or no boys will like me.
- kingjulien0
Leah, i don't know you, and you seem cool, so I'm not going to speculate as to whether you're happy with yourself or how you look. I just think focussing so much anger and rage and spite on one person you don't know is simplistic and rather silly, let alone a huge waste of time.
I do agree that there are far too many 14 year olds, and far younger, who emulate the latest MTV stars, and I think that's problematic. But Paris Hilton is not the cause of this, nor was Brittany Spears, nor was Madonna. Our culture is obsessed with youth and fame and sex, and each new generation is exposed to sexuality at far too young of an age (my fat 5 year old niece walking around in a belly shirt is a perfect example). But the same could be said for the 50cent and Eminems running around our streets and malls-- kids who think they are expressing their individuality with a doo rag but really are a carbon copy of what they see on TV. It's tragic and a sign of the times, but the focus should be on the execs who perpetuate these images purely to make a profit, not the vacant models who are getting paid for it...